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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Go Penguins!

OT but had the TV on and Catherine Rampell from WAPO on MSNOW as a host on Weekend Prime looks like a good hire.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The photographer who took the photograph of the Georgia Women's Tennis Team has won the White House Press Association Award for Excellence in Journalism in Visual Journalism.

It's a major award. Look for it in his front window.

Howlin Wolfe's avatar

Ella’s “Old McDonald” shows why she is the Great Modulator and The Great Accelerator.

David N. Brown's avatar

Irony, I have a friend who wants to watch an anime called Penguin Highway, which I just bought.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

World Penguin Day? OK, here is Burgess Meredith as The Penguin!

https://youtu.be/DvP1Rt0LX7c?si=9CP9N0mFEGnXJq00

helenasgarden's avatar

Ben! ♥️ What a beauty.

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,

In the forests of the night;

What immortal hand or eye,

Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

Meccalopolis's avatar

The women who do the Farm Report on WIOX use Ella's Old MacDonald for their theme song.

verne's avatar

divine indeed...she put on such a show in kenmore square almost 50 years ago. we were sitting directly in front of the stage, she comes out with the harlettes and does the first number. after finishing, a guy jumps up and screams ''bette, i love you so much, i brought my mother!!'' bette whips around and says ''really? where is she? well fuck your mother.'' and promptly blew the roof off of the house.

abbienormal's avatar

Ben the Bengal is a beautiful cat, Mont!

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

Let’s also share some love for the penguins that don’t travel.

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Elon Musk is using X as a propaganda platform to push the war. Recall that thousands of Starlink terminals were infiltrated into Iran to coordinate anti-regime riots. The parallels to the Trump/Musk election coup in America are striking.

𝘕𝘌𝘞: 🇮🇱🇮🇷 𝘈𝘭 𝘑𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘯 𝘐𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 "𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘈𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥" 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘰𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘟.

eppe's avatar

By now anyone trusting X for just about anything is pretty close to beyond redemption.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

And Elon has turned off the grifter faucet so people posting bad takes all day get no money anymore.

NEVER TRUST BILLIONAIRES

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

He has moved the grifter faucet to Space X because the IPO needs all the grift it can get.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I'm waiting to find out SpaceX is powered by dead babies or something heinous like that.

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Ta, Robyn. Until this moment, I had no idea my late father was one year and one day older than Ella Fitzgerald. Happy World Penguin Day to all who celebrate. Here in our lovely mountain aerie we just ate our luscious fruit bowls, enhanced with fresh mint and our weekly two Brazil nuts for all the selenium we need. We have had our flowery green tea, but not yet our strong coffee or elitist avocado toast. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. We love and appreciate you all and we bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace.

Please, please stay safe. Wear a mask or two, wash your hands, sanitize when you cannot wash and let the sanitizer dry completely, stop touching your face, take Vitamin D, get a booster shot six months after your last and catch up on any other needed vaccines (the kids, too, need all their shots), avoid indoor and crowded outdoor gatherings and when you must meet, remove masks only to eat, drink, and take quick photos, and stay the fuck away from us and anyone with whom you do not share a roof. Do this because you love yourself, and because we love you, too. Do this in memory of dear departed friends like 27 Club member Treg and heroic Tony, Holly's pilot friend, among nearly eight million dead worldwide. Do this to honor the nurses and other frontline medical personnel (we love you, medicos of Wonkette), especially ICU Hera Mrs Land Shark RN. Stay safe.

Slava Ukraini. 🌻🇺🇦💙💛