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Schmannity's avatar

Good ole boys like to sit around the old fishing hole, drinking ice cold glasses of milk

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noname's avatar

"Milk."

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Why does the kitten need a *cooler* when ice fishing? Wouldn't everything stay cold?

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Pexas Teat's avatar

It's for temperature control. Don't want your beeah to freeze, deah!

Plus, the cooler has handles for carrying. I've also seen people use coolers to keep batteries warm. And of course, hot coffee with coffee brandy....

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

See?! I really know nothing about this passtime. But I have been led to understand that beverages are sometimes consumed, hence the addition of a beverage-holding receptacle.

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noname's avatar

Iconography/semiotics, or maybe what Momo said.

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Momo's avatar

The cooler is to keep the milk from freezing.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

so I am sitting here, watching the Wonkitty ice fishing, and I know that Wonkitty will catch TABS, but I was secretly hoping you would have Jabber Jaw pop out of the hole and swallow the cat whole, lunch pail and all..... mebbe leave a TABS bloodstain on the ice... :)

but I am a sick bastard sometimes.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Haha, twisted! I like it, but I don’t think I could maim my dear Wonkitty. Now a few RWNJs, on the other hand…

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Mr. Minky's avatar

Babby Turnip rolling around the green after missing the putt. Then out from the ground comes...land shark!

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

:)

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Menotsure's avatar

The scene in an ice fishing hut in this season of "Fargo" has pretty much turned off any interest in it as a passtime.

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

I hear ya! I still can't eat s'mores after watching The Menu.

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NatalyaResists's avatar

It's also featured in the new season of True Detective. To what end, it's not yet clear, but so far, so creepy.

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Menotsure's avatar

I plan on starting it soon. Right after ai finish "Monsieur Spade".

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NatalyaResists's avatar

Gonna check that out!

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noname's avatar

Is M. Spade good? I'm saving episodes for a mini-binge.

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

I love the two episodes I've seen so far.

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Menotsure's avatar

Me too. It unwinds at its own pace.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Intriguing! I haven’t seen the new season yet.

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Menotsure's avatar

It's Trump era, set in 2019.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Oof.

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Stroke1's avatar

That 2 million figure is even more impressive when you know it can't be Floridians or New Mexicans boosting the total.

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You know who I am and know you can trust me not to steal the candlesticks by shoving them down the front of my nonpants and telling you ''That? My tallywacker'' like a common Spinal Tapster. So why do I have to give you my email address to read this?

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Candlestick, or candleholder?

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Richard S's avatar

Candlesticks make a nice wedding present.....

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Froglooksfunny's avatar

Is that a candelabra in your pocket or are you happy to see - oh it’s you, Hunter!,

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Msgr MΩment, Neurodegenerate's avatar

And here I was going to compliment you on said tallywhacker.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

WTF are you talking about? I have not set my page up to require that, so you do not.

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MRK's avatar

It still comes up asking us to subscribe. There is an easy to miss option to just skip it, though.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

It’s default platform functionality.

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MRK's avatar

I figured.

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I didn't have to give my email, and I'm not using the app.

I did subscribe- I'm not making enough use of what substack offers.

I need a job where I have time to scroll and non comment .

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

So you can’t hit no thanks and move on?

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Stroke1's avatar

I took ''No, thanks'' to mean that if I chose not to give you my email I was then shut out. OK, now that THAT'S cleared up ...

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Hey Martini, can you help with this? CafeeenMan thought he was on a two week time out, but he tried to log in but couldn't. He waited 30 days and still couldn't. Is he permabanned? He would like to come back if he's not.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Well I’ll see if I can find out, but I don’t have the master subscriber list. That’s Rebecca’s baby.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Okay. I can't say his behavior has improved, but at least I can tell him it's being looked into.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

I banned him indefinitely. it was exhausting, he's been banned multiple times, it never changes and it never stopped.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Understood. : )

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Momo's avatar

Very informative! Suddenly feel a little more Canadian than I did ten minutes ago.

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noname's avatar

Is that a straight line?

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Momo's avatar

Think it's a quartic plane curve.

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noname's avatar

I was only only talking about comedy; you're talking about something much more complicated.

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Momo's avatar

I don't know much about comedy, or science. Fake it til I make it, or something!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Ohio is now considering using nitrogen in their executions. Why don't they just strap the prisoner down and have the executioner put a pillow over his face until he stops twitching?

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Khavrinen's avatar

After all, Mike Lindell could use the business!!

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Too many feathers!

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Yeah, I'm not down with that either.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Your Wednesday reminder, this Saturday the Wonkette Movie Night is 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐎𝐟 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐥 (…𝐎𝐫, 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐁𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝)

This is an excellent documentary with amazing music and live performances, including fascinating interviews. The concert was recorded in 1969, and there is a discussion of the changing world as it connected to the music. Worth the rental! With music from: Stevie Wonder, Nina Simone, Sly & The family Stone, Gladys Knight & The Pips, Mahalia Jackson, B.B. King and The 5th Dimension.

Summer Of Soul is available with subscription on Hulu and Disney+. For $3.99 on YouTube and Apple TV.

https://substack.com/@ziggywiggy/note/c-48526411?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knfuc

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Free on DailyMotion.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8q238l

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Excellent, thank you!

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Rbr's avatar

Trump brand omitted from top 100 most valuable brands worldwide:

https://posts.voronoiapp.com/business/The-Top-100-Most-Valuable-Brands-in-2024-586

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Lil Snot's avatar

Chita makes Gwen look sloppy, and that's a feat.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

So of course Schillinger hits on the teenagers at her party. Of course she does.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

That's why she was getting them drunk ... so she could get some young stud cock. I thought that was obvious ...

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

Stunt cock? No wait, that's from the classic film Orgasmo.

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defpac's avatar

Interesting ... major outages of internet/mobile service in Russia ... and noticeable less antivaxxer/right wing/tankie replies on German Twitter today. Straaaaaange.

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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

So PAB is friends with Vince McMahon and was friends with Jeffrey Epstein.

The. Best. People.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Would you believe I don't know a single rapist? Clearly, I don't travel in the right circles.

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Wow, David Corn went through Lowry like himself through a goose.

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House of the Blue Lights's avatar

"The US economy is the strongest in the world right now, because Joe Biden and Democrats put money in people’s hands instead of that austerity bullshit"

But see, it put money in the hands of people who needed it, and that can't be right.

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I read today that PAB's hair color varies from blonde to orange, depending on how long the big baby can tolerate sitting in the chair and allowing the coloring stuff that they put in his hair to work. As his attention span shrinks, and his agitation level grows, it will keep going more orange. I expect to see him go Carrot Top in a few months.

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Gammarae's avatar

holy crap, i really thought that was just some dead ferret that they glued onto him each day.

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

You think he has the patience for a fresh one every day? I assumed it was week-old dead ferret at best.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

OT: Currently having the complimentary breakfast at a pricey suites-hotel. The visual presentation is better than average but the food is worse. The CAUTION HOT stickering on the glass case containing the desiccated pork wafers and scrambled egg disks is a cruel mockery, and the design makes it virtually impossible to reach inside with the tongs. The cream cheese is hidden, and when found is low-fat. I was genuinely grateful to see the processed cheese slices since they're virtually impossible to screw up. The English muffins were in a bag in a drawer, making the sanitary tongs pointless. 4/10, all style no substance.

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fuflans's avatar

when i was road warrior-ing a few years back the only thing that kept me sane was the daily complimentary rubbery scrambled eggs doused in tabasco.

also, the wine store within walking distance...

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

As noted below, it's a widespread phenomenon. But Milton, Ontario, fwiw.

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

I'm at a midrange hotel, and the breakfast was also sad and disappointing. I had the "cage-free" eggs yesterday (they had green chili's, I HAD to try) and those "eggs" should have been caged for impersonating eggs. Today I had sad oatmeal.

Just once I would like a decent breakfast. The phenomena seems to be city independent.

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John_atx's avatar

I’ve been reading about this bipartisan “kids online safety act” that’s moving through the US Congress. It seems to me that it is a potentially dangerous bill. Sure, I don’t want kids being bullied or encouraged to self harm. On the other hand, I sure as hell don’t want a state attorney general (looking at you, Texas AG Paxton) to decide what is harmful. I mean. The fucking Heritage Foundation wants it to include anything related to transgender health as harmful.

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noname's avatar

They're getting a little too adept at attacking from many angles; I'm feeling overwhelmed, personally, although I'm well aware we can't afford to be.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Reposting for the LOLs in response to the MAGA vs. Swifties battle:

Stranger Than Friction

11 hrs ago

Beyonce to Taylor's Swifties: "I go in search of the Beyhive. Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth play; at dawn look to the east."

(Swifties nod their heads with grim satisfaction as Beyonce whistles for her ride.)

At half time a troop of Kpop stans arrives at the superb owl stadium with dance moves and plenty of arrows.

(With apologies to J. R. R. Tolkien)

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Shallow state's avatar

The egregiousness of Bret Stephens' take on the injustice done to poor, defenseless, Donald Trump by being held accountable for sexual assault and defamation kind of leaves me wondering if maybe Mr. Stephens is not looking over his shoulder in fear about something in his own past.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to speculate!

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Stroke1's avatar

Gonna make like a banana and split now.

--30--

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Imma make like a coconut

For the lolz

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