“Sometimes I think that maybe it would be best if our bear just sat still. Maybe he should stop chasing pigs and boars around the taiga but start picking berries and eating honey. Maybe then he will be left alone. But no, he won’t be! Because someone will always try to chain him up. As soon as he’s chained they will tear out his teeth and claws. In this analogy, I am referring to the power of nuclear deterrence.”
Yeah, Vladimir. Start a few more wars, why don'tcha? Always works for us capitalists. You can tell by how perfect our mistresses' breasts are.
...betcha he wants some of that Sochi cash back right about now! As a matter of fact, the U.S. Should replay Sochi Olympic commercials on Russian television as their economy implodes like a interstellar Super Nova!
"Yeah, OK, Vlad . . . and now, if you don't mind, I'll just wait here while you go shit in the woods."
--Barack Obama
Yeah, Vladimir. Start a few more wars, why don'tcha? Always works for us capitalists. You can tell by how perfect our mistresses' breasts are.
...betcha he wants some of that Sochi cash back right about now! As a matter of fact, the U.S. Should replay Sochi Olympic commercials on Russian television as their economy implodes like a interstellar Super Nova!
Word salad with Russian dressing.
He appears to have lost his marbles.
Or maybe oil prices are artificially low specifically to fuck over ISIS, and the impact on Rooshia is just happy collateral damage.