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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Yeah, OK, Vlad . . . and now, if you don't mind, I'll just wait here while you go shit in the woods."

--Barack Obama

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Yeah, Vladimir. Start a few more wars, why don'tcha? Always works for us capitalists. You can tell by how perfect our mistresses' breasts are.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...betcha he wants some of that Sochi cash back right about now! As a matter of fact, the U.S. Should replay Sochi Olympic commercials on Russian television as their economy implodes like a interstellar Super Nova!

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schmannity's avatar

Word salad with Russian dressing.

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bobbert's avatar

He appears to have lost his marbles.

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bobbert's avatar

Or maybe oil prices are artificially low specifically to fuck over ISIS, and the impact on Rooshia is just happy collateral damage.

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