OT: new kitteh's first Christmas tree! We've reached the point where all the low-hanging ornaments have been relocated to various parts of the house, but that seems to be the extent of the crazy that Squeaky McPoopsalot is (currently) willing to inflict.
Went to the Cat Emporium today and got a catnip-infused plush toy; he hasn't looked at the tree all afternoon.
I suddenly saw that directly to the north, over Onkoul's Tunguska Road, the sky split in two and fire appeared high and wide over the forest. The split in the sky grew larger, and the entire northern side was covered with fire. At that moment I became so hot that I couldn't bear it as if my shirt was on fire; from the northern side, where the fire was, came strong heat. I wanted to tear off my shirt and throw it down, but then the sky shut closed, and a strong thump sounded, and I was thrown a few meters. I lost my senses for a moment, but then my wife ran out and led me to the house. After that such noise came, as if rocks were falling or cannons were firing, the Earth shook, and when I was on the ground, I pressed my head down, fearing rocks would smash it. When the sky opened up, hot wind raced between the houses, like from cannons.
New Yule rule: If your newspaper delivery guy sends you a Christmas card with his full home address because he wants a tip, you're entitled to display it on your mantel, but only if you actually send him back a tip.
Kicker just got bailed out.
The Bears kicker just making a sandwich and taking away a timeout.
https://youtu.be/DUlaj3b5Whc?si=-udoIS2R6yKYta_F
Winter Melody
Good night everybody. Stay safe, stay sane. Enjoy The Princess Bride all you happy people.
I can't watch this drive...*peeks*
https://youtu.be/bcqF0H2WSBM?si=b9cceff24WDcHvR2
Ring Out These Bells
This Is Spinal Tap was fucking fantastic we are now in 𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘔𝘐𝘚𝘚𝘐𝘖𝘕
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 starts at 𝟏𝟎:𝟑𝟎 𝐩𝐦 𝐄𝐓
Free Internet Archive link available.
OT: new kitteh's first Christmas tree! We've reached the point where all the low-hanging ornaments have been relocated to various parts of the house, but that seems to be the extent of the crazy that Squeaky McPoopsalot is (currently) willing to inflict.
Went to the Cat Emporium today and got a catnip-infused plush toy; he hasn't looked at the tree all afternoon.
Love the name.
https://youtu.be/IbRtGMm96F8?si=ksQ9ulihai06g4tR
Step Into Christmas
This is not from The Book of Revelation.
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I suddenly saw that directly to the north, over Onkoul's Tunguska Road, the sky split in two and fire appeared high and wide over the forest. The split in the sky grew larger, and the entire northern side was covered with fire. At that moment I became so hot that I couldn't bear it as if my shirt was on fire; from the northern side, where the fire was, came strong heat. I wanted to tear off my shirt and throw it down, but then the sky shut closed, and a strong thump sounded, and I was thrown a few meters. I lost my senses for a moment, but then my wife ran out and led me to the house. After that such noise came, as if rocks were falling or cannons were firing, the Earth shook, and when I was on the ground, I pressed my head down, fearing rocks would smash it. When the sky opened up, hot wind raced between the houses, like from cannons.
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- First hand account of the Tunguska event, Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event
Glad you clarified I thought maybe you got some bad acid
Or some ayahuasca, jimsonweed, or yopo...
New Yule rule: If your newspaper delivery guy sends you a Christmas card with his full home address because he wants a tip, you're entitled to display it on your mantel, but only if you actually send him back a tip.
I thought you said "New York" rule, but it's true everywhere physical cards are still sent, I think.
Well, that kinda sucks. Bowen's been pretty dependable on the show.
https://www.npr.org/2025/12/20/nx-s1-5650772/bowen-yang-exits-snl
His movie career is taking off...
"... traditional Siberian cocktail of bathtub vodka and industrial degreasing cleaner... "
Hey! Don't knock it till you've tried it!
It certainly cleans the pipes!
You haven't truly lived until you've had Siberian bathtub vodka. Or Malort--maybe.
Jesus, I finally saw one of those ICE recruiting ads. It would be parody if it weren't so grotesque.
They remind me of the recruiting ads in Starship Trooper.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE?
If' you're a guy who enjoys beating the fuck out of helpless people, we have a job for you!!
*sign on bonus!
Sign on boner too!
Sadistic tendencies plus. At last, a place where you are welcomed!
"No applicant too unqualified"
https://youtu.be/N8NcQzMQN_U?si=YyCzKoLNZc3Y2Ld-
Feliz Navidad
This makes me joyful, no matter how many times I have heard it!
So, rich strong men like glorious President Trump having much fucking with pretty young girls is good. Da?
https://youtu.be/7NEnSkpbmCY?si=oOVWudUKf5l7jwjM
Disco Christmas