Greetings, American stooge monkeys! It is I, your great friend President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, once again here to speak to you on the Wonkette! Now that you have correspondent in our Motherland, is only fair that Vladimir respond. Not to worry, Mr. Riley Waggaman! Though America is safe for you once again, now that Communist President Obama has, how you say, “taken care of” Mr. Andrew Breitbart, the Russian people welcome you stay long as you like. If you are sick-home and need American face, though, perhaps you and other honored Russian guest Mr. Edward Snowden can get together for light beers and racquetball. Please to contact glorious Russian security services -- er, please excuse, I mean glorious Russian foreign national outreach agency –- to set up meeting.
Geeze, Vladdy, what&#039;s this I hear about keeping Ms. Merkel waiting <i>for several Hours</i>??!? She is special lady, and not accustomed to such shoddy treatment. I know some world leaders would treat her to a relaxing shoulder massage, why not?
Riley has been in Russia for two years? Duuude! Moscow, Belarusskaya Metro station. I&#039;m the dude sitting on the steps between the entrance/exit doors covered in pigeon shit. Pssst, get out while you can, word to the wise.
<a href="http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/joe-biden-putin-soul-2014-7" target="_blank">OHJB</a>.
Putin&#039;s response speaks volumes.
Nice ring you are wearing! Mind if I try it on?
With all the McD&#039;s closing, Chick-Fil-a sees an opportunity to expand into a territory as gay-hating as they are.
Geeze, Vladdy, what&#039;s this I hear about keeping Ms. Merkel waiting <i>for several Hours</i>??!? She is special lady, and not accustomed to such shoddy treatment. I know some world leaders would treat her to a relaxing shoulder massage, why not?
Oh, Vlad off.
Riley has been in Russia for two years? Duuude! Moscow, Belarusskaya Metro station. I&#039;m the dude sitting on the steps between the entrance/exit doors covered in pigeon shit. Pssst, get out while you can, word to the wise.