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"...you spend rest of life digging hole in Siberia. And then refilling hole. And then digging hole. And then refilling hole again. And then digging hole again. And so on."

"Cooler Hand Luke-ski"

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Is foя happy тhaт Wonkэтzkis conтinuэ тo bяing woяds of Gloяioцs lэadэя Pцтiи тo impэяialisт massэs! Is тo bэ hopэd lэadэяs of Wonkэтzki conтinuэ тo pяaisэ Puтin, and noт havэ мosт циfoятциaтэ accidэит fallink oцт of шiиdoш oитo эxplodiиgк вoмв!

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Ta, Gary. Putin wants his puto back in the WH. Never gonna happen, because we are going to VOTE in overwhelming numbers.

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Beauteefool.

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I knew the Ruskies were responsible for balanced scheduling. Probably the DH as well.

I always make sure I'm not imbibing any liquid when reading Gary because I tend to snort laugh several times throughout.

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These missives are always good. This one is brilliant.

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Oh, I am dying to know what Dame Peggington will say about Kamala

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This is a masterpiece

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Vladimir Vladimirovich...friend...tovarisch- it is so good to hear from you again!

But I do wonder what your opinion of the NATO F-16s now coming into service over Ukraine might be. Certainly, you might say that they are primarily air-superiority fighters, and that, with Ukraine's relative lack of attack aircraft or helicopters, they will only have a limited impact against Russian formations on the ground. Of course, if you were to say that, I might then suggest you google something like "F-16 air-to-ground armaments package" or perhaps simply "JDAM."

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Canteloupe Capone called Our Next President “dumb as a rock”. He will debate her….why? Because he thinks he can repeat what happened with HRC at those debates. His Depend will get so full it will sag down his leg.

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He also said he was going to testify at his trial. Nope. I'm calling it. He will not debate Kamala. Either that or I'm wrong :D

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I am pleased to see that Trump is signaling that he is terrified of debating Kamala.

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No one can debate Trump. All he does is ramble and spout demonstrable lies at every turn while shouting word salad. No one without a cattle prod to apply every time he starts can make sense while standing next to that.

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In Soviet Russia, work retires you.

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The bit with IKEA is so awesome!

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I haz a confuze, if it's called Mother Russia, why do they call it the Fatherland?

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Different fascists - Fatherland = Nazis, Motherland = Russkis

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Thanks.

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Then they had children and … the End Times began - again.

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"Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Have Nothing To Do With Joe Biden's Retirement."

Well if he DID he's gonna wish he HADN'T

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If he actually said such things, it's because he's hoping to draw support from Kamala

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"Vladimir may or may not have gotten a little frustrated setting up Storemolla dresser and ordered FSB to teach IKEA lesson." It feels so good to laugh again. Thanks, Joe & Kamala!

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