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Lefty Mark's avatar

В России рысь Путина использует вас для туалетной бумаги!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...geez Putin, is that what you call sexting the American people?! To get our attention you need to bend over and <strong>TWERK</strong> us into oblivion while a muffin topped wannabe intern gets her boobs done!

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chascates's avatar

<i>"My message will be: 'Vladimir - I call him Vladimir - you shouldn't fear a missile defence system. As a matter of fact, why don't you cooperate with us on a missile defence system?'" Mr Bush said at a news conference. </i> Obama just doesn't have Dubya's down home ways with other leaders. Looking into their eyes looking for a soul, giving another a back rub, or just invading their countries, Bush was the uncommon common man.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

ewwwww. Not even slightly attractive.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Jesus. I mean... I am speechless. What the fuck is WRONG with people??

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schmannity's avatar

Moose and squirrel deserve a rebuttal.

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schmannity's avatar

You didn't think a Russian would like the Yankees, did you?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Is anyone else hearing this in Craig Ferguson's Dracula voice?

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Dylan Black's avatar

I...don't understand how I never saw it before. Clearly the "Red" Sox have ALWAYS been in league with the KGB. They probably were involved in engineering the Red Sox AL Championship Victory over the Yankees* somehow!

*DaiMacculate is not, nor ever has been, a Yankees Fan.

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schmannity's avatar

And for football, da bears.

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