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Maybe's avatar

Re the trumpy/musky break-up, I can't help but wonder who will get custody of the children? Or of the minions who act like children? (Naughty children.)

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Rags's avatar

any possibilty to frost some of her glass so she's not visible from the outside? (While pursuing other remedies that may take longer.)

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Dina's avatar

Ah, it was so good to hear from Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, seems he's been lying low since Ukraine bombed the shit out of Russia's Warfighter Machines. As always, hats off to Gary—I enjoy his other articles but his Putin is the best! (And no, I am NOT just trying to make sure I'm safe around windows!)

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la bibliotequetress's avatar

That's weird AF. You have a mail box. The only reason he needs to interact with anyone is if something needs to be signed for.

You could write your local postmaster and say that your delivery person on x date informed you that the mail for your office must be handed off to a person onsite rather than left in a box or dropped through the door slot, regardless of the mail class, and is this accurate because if so, you need to make arrangements to accommodate that. Leave the paralegal out of it, and make it just a policy question. That may alert the postmaster to let the delivery staff know that they do should not enter the office unnecessarily but does not open a harassment case.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. It's not just that Putin pines for the glory of Mother Russia's Soviet Empire. He's also very jealous of Ukraine. Kyiv was a thriving cosmopolis when there was not yet one major city in all of Russia. He'll never get over it. I damn and consign him to the hell in which he purports to believe, along with Putin's Puto in the Offal Office, the other one in the Naval Observatory, and all their enablers in state houses, governors' mansions, Congress, and the Senate. Of course this seething green monster is exacerbated by Zelenskyy's being Jewish. Slava Ukraini. 🌻🇺🇦💙💛

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Timberjack's avatar

This beef has so much potential if Musk can demonstrate that Trump was part of Epstein’s pedo ring, and if Musk follows through on his threat to primary MAGA capos in Congress. I am hoping this spreads and causes other inter-MAGA fights, leading to One Big Beautiful MAGA Circular firing squad.

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Maybe's avatar

trumpy's followers won't care if he was part of Epstein's pedo ring.

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Timberjack's avatar

Unfortunately this is true. However, there are Trump-voting independents who are growing weary of his schtick and they may not be psyched about supporting a chomo.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I love this!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Then you may also delight in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYCshYyFzls

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Zap's avatar

In T.rump’s America articles write you!

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Vlad is singing the worst song ever written. I hope it is stuck in his head. TORN BETWEEN TWO LOVERS, FEELING LIKE A FOOL.....

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Mr Beeep's avatar

Vlad is my favorite guest Wonkette writer. Five gold sickles!

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Ellen_D's avatar

"Kilmar Ábrego García, the Maryland man unlawfully deported to El Salvador, is on his way back to the US where he will face criminal charges, ABC News is reporting, citing sources.

A federal grand jury has indicted Ábrego García for allegedly transporting undocumented migrants within the US, according to the report"

Per The Guardian.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Hooray, more Soviet style exploitation of an already moribund legal system! Maybe Alina Habba will be the prosecutor.

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VwllssWndr's avatar

So much for him never coming back.

Guess they just needed to cook up some evidence for a show trial.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

So according to ABC they looked up the guy who owned the car he was driving when stopped in 2022. Who is doing time in talladega. Who of course had much to say on return for some kind of immunity.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Let’s see those cops who stopped him, what 5 years ago and didn’t charge him with anything all if a sudden remember a lot of shit. And s whole bunch of undocumented guys will testify. Boy do I hate these people.

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TerseNurse's avatar

Wut??

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

From AP at 2:54 pm. Trump informs that he's planning to build a "beautuful ballroom" at the WH and that he's "inspected the site", although they havent specified where. He says that for 150 years, "presidents and many others" wanted this but "nobody previously had any knowledge or experience in doing such things", but he does.

JFC!

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Maybe's avatar

trumpy would faint if he tried to dance. He is old and out of shape. (Well, he has a shape, but it's mostly bloat.)

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WTAF's avatar

He said he’s paving over arose Hardwn, no joke for MAL esque BR he can preside over like MAL

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Tommy Mo's avatar

Well, if it’s a ballroom for trump, it’s gonna be really small.

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Dina's avatar

HEY-ohhh! [in Ed McMahon voice]

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

At some point, the White House Press Corps will have no choice but to collectively do the wanking motion.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Godspeed the day! That would be a true vision of the circle-jerk they constantly perform, but deny doing.

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Ellen_D's avatar

He wanted desecrate the South Lawn with that abomination, we can only hope that someone somehow figured out how to convince him to site it somewhere else. Probably by telling him how difficult it would be to put it in x location and only he could figure out how to do it.

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Mr Beeep's avatar

Everybody comes and comes again.

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Babe Paley's avatar

SO, presidents going back to the time when people actually knew how to ballroom dance and when people actually HAD ballrooms, wanted to do this and couldn't figure it out? Thomas Jefferson (setting aside things just for the purpose of this), who was kind of smart, could NOT figure out "ballroom". Nor any other president.

I'm going to need to see trump and 5 other people of his choosing to show me 5 ballroom dances.

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gnomemansanisland's avatar

Hmmm - the people in charge dancing the minuet.

The masses gathering in the dark with torches.

This seems familiar.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Now where did I put my knitting needles?

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Tommy Mo's avatar

BAM!

👏👏👏

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Generals gathered in their masses

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Didn’t they fuck up the Whitehouse enough the first time? It will be so tacky.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Christmas is coming.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

: “Who gives a fuck about Christmas?”

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

He’s already glitzed up the Oval Office with tacky shit

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SethTriggs's avatar

I laugh so I do not cry.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Right there with you, Seth

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Starring in a new video of "Torn Between Two Assholes"?

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

OT: Its one of those hazy, humid midsummer kind of days, hot for early June, with all this atmospheric energy rumbling off in the distance. Like it may storm or a beautiful woman in a long summer dress may approach me and languidly suggest we sit on a covered veranda and drink whiskey sodas and watch the weather because it may storm or the world may end or we may fall in love as we share a cigarette and wish for time to stop.

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