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I'm actually a libertarian but all those other things are correct.

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Ironically Wonkette solicits donations to fund a site who's propose is to belittle and make fun of others.

Wow, that DOES sound like a worthy cause! I'll pledge fifty dollars!

Not sure why it's "ironical" though. Is the site raining on someone's wedding day when we aren't looking?

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Oh my.

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Men are so cute when they're all mad and hysterical.

Again, you're the only one ranting, I'm not being defensive about anything, and I certainly didn't "force" you to do anything. If you're ashamed of yourself, learn from it and move on with your life.

Last point, I don't give a rat's ass what you call me. I don't give a rat's ass what you think about anything.

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See, that funny thing. You just know that if her husband had been making sexytime with another woman, then these caring and concerned Christian organization would be Jesus-grifting for his behalf, since (as we learned a few stories ago) she'd clearly be sinning for not giving it to her husband often enough. She should praising her husband for giving her a prime grifting opportunity with the religiously foolish.

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Hmmmm...maybe it's all a hoax for a grift anyway. I wouldn't put anything past these Liars for the Lord.

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The "and have a penis" is always implied.

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I can see this being presented sometime soon on Dr. Phil. Even though he is religious, he doesn't suffer fools, bigots, or drug addicts easily. The most important thing is the well-being of the children.

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You "soulless" like it's a bad thing.

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Poor little troll, all banhammered and stuff. Comment left for amusement purposes.

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I just remembered that I am a lesbian trapped inside a man's body! Help! $$$GIVE ME THE MONEYS$$$!!!

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But-but-but-but-but-- what about the Irony of The Valkyries?

http://sonichits.com/video/...

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And I am a gay man trapped in a female body - please send me the dollarz.

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If there were a "God" that all-powerful deity would just direct Christians to send money without having to be asked. So, this actually disproves the woman's faithiness.

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yup, your passive-aggressive reply was expected, and not very original. all it shows is how desperate you are to paint all women as saints and all men as dogs. your bigotry is on display.

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I don't think there was anything particularly passive about my aggressiveness.

And please, point out where I claimed that all women are saints and all men are dogs. The only man I have besmirched in this whole series of comments is you, and I really don't think you're particularly representative of all men - at least not the men I know.

And the word you are looking for is mythandry, not bigotry.

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