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Jul 26, 2023·edited Jul 26, 2023

The first question to JP was, of course, about Hunter. The second reporter first asked about when the President would visit Africa. That surprised me--a legit question. She made up for it, though, following up with questions about the dog. WH press corps never fails to disappoint.

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God, these people are so stupid. :(

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The water at the tip of FL measured 100.2 and 101.1 on Sunday and Monday. It should make it the hottest ocean temps ever recorded, but there may be some question because these were measured in relatively shallow areas that have sea grass. And their corals are bleaching at an alarming rate and some have died.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

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New Floriduhhhh tourist campaign: "Who needs hot tubs? Our seawater's hotter than them!!!"

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Happy 87th, yesterday to Ruth Buzzi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGtR9t4_nS8

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Speaking of famous sons

Elon Musk promoting Covid conspiracy bullshit in regards to Bronny James’ cardiac arrest

Sick motherfuckers

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Of course he is.

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Forgive my off topic: Headline in the Dallas Morning News: Deaths of New Mothers up 40% (in Texas). I just can’t…

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Probably the Covid vaccine from 2 years ago

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Biden’s son Hunter pleads not guilty to 2 tax crimes after agreement with prosecutors falls through

But during the hearing Wednesday, there was a dispute in court over whether the initial agreement gave him protection against any future charges. U.S. District Court Judge Maryellen Noreika, who was appointed by President Donald Trump, raised concerns about the language of the deal.

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Jul 26, 2023·edited Jul 26, 2023

Here is a briefing question for you folks: what did that officer shout at Trump? Your guesses are as good as mine.

"The K9 officer at the end of this line said something to Trump and didn’t shake his hand."

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1684247211503124483

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Lucky for him he had a duty to keep his K-9 partner on his right side and separated from press and Drumpfuckian denizens.

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OT. World be burning. Here's one part.

"‘Like a blowtorch’: Mediterranean on fire as blazes spread across nine countries"

• ‘There is no magical defence mechanism,’ says Greek prime minister as fires burn in northern Africa and southern Europe

Wildfires were burning in at least nine countries across the Mediterranean as blazes spread in Croatia, Italy and Portugal, with thousands of firefighters in Europe and north Africa working to contain flames stoked by high temperatures, dry conditions and strong winds.

At least 34 people were killed in Algeria, where 8,000 firefighters on Tuesday battled blazes across the tinder-dry north. Fires burned in a total of 15 provinces, leading to the evacuation of more than 1,500 people from their properties.

Witnesses described fleeing walls of flames that raged “like a blowtorch”, destroying homes and coastal resorts and turning vast forest areas into blackened wastelands.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jul/26/northern-hemisphere-heatwaves-mediterranean-fires-croatia-portugal

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What about the Italian vote changing satellites? Will Biden ask the prime minister about those?

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I haven't been following the news from Delaware. What up Delaware?

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Issues with Hunter's plea deal. Trump-appointed judge in charge.

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And she rejected the deal so he entered a plea of not guilty after she questioned him during allocution so his admissions are on the record so that’s fun.

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This is getting ridiculous and I hope there is a breaking point soon. It's just one thing after another day after day after day from these GOP assclowns.

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Just listen to them all laughing and yucking it up with each other, preparing to ask the most asinine of questions, and continuing to sell our democracy down the river.

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Here's something brief:

The QAnon Cretins are going INSANE over the adjustment to Hunter Biden's plea deal. In their Bizarro world, this means the BIDEN CRIME FAMILY is still going down hard. Man, these people are the worst of all our idiots.

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I only question your tense. They have been INSANE for years.

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I think I figured out how to open multiple tabs. In the meantime, I shall continue to watch Jane Austen fan videos.

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I didn't realise she'd made any.

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It's available on her OnlyFawns.

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Has the President prepared his impeachment defense after the damning bombshell disclosures by the now-missing confidential informant and the various compelling whistblowers who cannot be found, and if I may followup, has the Biden Crime Family paid taxes on the tens of millions of dollars paid by the Chinese and Ukrainians as an LLC or through individual off-shore accounts?

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Hang on hang on HANG ON. Let me get my abacus, a rosary, the number to Dial A Prayer, and at least four lines of coke before I try to make sense of that.

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Call Cleo.

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RED yarn......

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