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Let's see you wiggle your way out of this one.

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You know those rumors that his huge mallet is hollow?

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Bailey's in coffee is freaking awesome. I had it this morning. If Boehner likes it, this would be the first instance known to me of him exercising good judgment.

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The line between clever satire and cruelty is one professional journalists should know how to keep on the classy side of. What a shame.

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I actually like John Boehner best when he's crying. But then, like Jekyll turning into Hyde, he always goes back to being not-crying John Boehner.

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Italy no longer uses the lira, but if it did, it would be more like "one hundred million lira per hour, or approximately $97 per annual."

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Baileys, the best substitute when you're out of half-n-half. Or not.

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Not as many as you would hope for.

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You give him far too much credit. Maybe you also believe W would have been a great prez if only saddam hadn't forced him into a war

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Please. What part of that asshole do you believe is even remotely human?

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Except his resignation has other people's heads spinning.

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He started it . . .

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Uh, yeah, NO. Boner strikes me as the kind of guy who'd go out for drinks with Tip O'Neill after getting some reasonable stuff done in Congress.

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I'm not a fan of Boehner's, but you are a classless twit. The world needs more men who are strong enough to show emotion. I know you were hoping for a consensus of snickering half wits to side with you in your immaturity. Instead, I hope intelligent people avoid you and jump ship. Grow the fuck up.

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yup. always thought this.

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