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Doug Langley's avatar

Let's see you wiggle your way out of this one.

Doug Langley's avatar

You know those rumors that his huge mallet is hollow?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Bailey's in coffee is freaking awesome. I had it this morning. If Boehner likes it, this would be the first instance known to me of him exercising good judgment.

Michael Glawson's avatar

The line between clever satire and cruelty is one professional journalists should know how to keep on the classy side of. What a shame.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

I actually like John Boehner best when he's crying. But then, like Jekyll turning into Hyde, he always goes back to being not-crying John Boehner.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Italy no longer uses the lira, but if it did, it would be more like "one hundred million lira per hour, or approximately $97 per annual."

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Baileys, the best substitute when you're out of half-n-half. Or not.

blaid droog's avatar

Not as many as you would hope for.

blaid droog's avatar

You give him far too much credit. Maybe you also believe W would have been a great prez if only saddam hadn't forced him into a war

blaid droog's avatar

Please. What part of that asshole do you believe is even remotely human?

eddi_TBH's avatar

Except his resignation has other people's heads spinning.

Mintie's avatar

He started it . . .

Dorothy Nelson's avatar

Uh, yeah, NO. Boner strikes me as the kind of guy who'd go out for drinks with Tip O'Neill after getting some reasonable stuff done in Congress.

Giaccomo Filestre's avatar

I'm not a fan of Boehner's, but you are a classless twit. The world needs more men who are strong enough to show emotion. I know you were hoping for a consensus of snickering half wits to side with you in your immaturity. Instead, I hope intelligent people avoid you and jump ship. Grow the fuck up.

fuflans's avatar

yup. always thought this.