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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Lying for the Lord gets a Mulligan

Daniel's avatar

"Do any of you actually know what 'complicit' means?""That you are even complicity applying that we might not, albeit, is architecting ridiculous standards the otherwise American people don't care about.""And is there any truth to the rumours Ivanka's influence is increasing?"

Resistor Radio's avatar

Hey, what is the Not-SNL Sarah impersonation from? She looks like the comedian that plays Dougie in Life on Pieces and she’s really funny but I didn’t know she did a poot-lips impersonation.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

That dog was brown, probably terrier-ist

MK's avatar

Aidy Bryant is purty.

Aunt PithyPat's avatar

"Even all of the polling that any person in here would take, I very seriously doubt that any person in America would list that as an issue they care about."

That. Is. Not. Even. A. SENTENCE! GAH!!!!!!!!!

Justin Thyme's avatar

the countenance of a Picasso.

javadavis's avatar

That why she replaced Spicey.

javadavis's avatar

That's more like it. Those hippos (hypos?) are dangerous AF. If you want to pick a zoo animal to avoid and get a choice of lion or hippo - avoid the hippo.

javadavis's avatar

Nor is it an answer to the question.

javadavis's avatar

"Well, if I told you now, it would kind of take away the fun for Monday."Oh, FFS! It's the ratings thing again! "Tune in next week to see what happens"This is what happens when you win this year's version of "The Apprentice" - seat in the WH staff.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

The only reason I ever watch that show.

Justin Thyme's avatar

which Monday? Shoulda asked.