Barack "Barry Bamz Obummer the Kenyan" Obama went on the Jimmy Kimmel program to do that segment Jimmy sometimes does, where celebrities read all the mean and nasty things Twitter says about them, even though really, the ones they picked out are not all THAT mean, probably because Obama thinks he's president or something, despite
Really... I remember watching that during the premier broadcast (yeah, I am A Old), and thinking... "WTF is this guy doing on this show? Unpopular AND unfunny - did Rowan &/or Martin lose a bet?"
1. pour another drink (it's Friday) [lifting, carrying]2. walking from the couch to the kitchen and back [aerobics!]3. rage-induced heart racing when reading about child abusers [cardio]4. typing [aka digital calisthenics]5. "stretching exercises" (my therapist invented this term, interestingly enough) [involves the use of battery-operated devices, some called 'bullets', rhythmic contractions, and breathing exercises (so to speak)]
If Obama was truly motivated by all the paid time off, he would have stayed in the Senate. Also, Obama is already a millionaire, so craving the Presidency because of all the "luxury" it provides? Haha, yeah that's a good one.
yeah, but Mamie Eisenhower could really get down.
This guy is so Hollywood, it's like we elected an actor.
Nothing is hotter than buff thumbs.
Really... I remember watching that during the premier broadcast (yeah, I am A Old), and thinking... "WTF is this guy doing on this show? Unpopular AND unfunny - did Rowan &/or Martin lose a bet?"
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1. pour another drink (it's Friday) [lifting, carrying]2. walking from the couch to the kitchen and back [aerobics!]3. rage-induced heart racing when reading about child abusers [cardio]4. typing [aka digital calisthenics]5. "stretching exercises" (my therapist invented this term, interestingly enough) [involves the use of battery-operated devices, some called 'bullets', rhythmic contractions, and breathing exercises (so to speak)]
Hey, don't forget Eleanor!
These two should declare martial law in 2016 and be president forever. The dancers can be their cabinet.
No.
Why can't they be serious and instigate thermonuclear war like the Republicans are doing?
OH! They make me so happy. Their teevee appearances remind me that I can be proud to be an American. Or, at least, not ashamed.
To paraphrase Archie Bunker...
You'se guys notice how many Kikes, Wops, Spics, Dagos, Dingbats, Coloreds, Fruitcakes and Meatheads they have on TV nowadays?
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you take my breath away! Seriously! Looking desperately for my inhalers. cough, wheeze, cough......................................
I, for one, will welcome our Obama overlords when the president declares martial law...AOT,K
I love those two women.
If Obama was truly motivated by all the paid time off, he would have stayed in the Senate. Also, Obama is already a millionaire, so craving the Presidency because of all the "luxury" it provides? Haha, yeah that's a good one.