We don't know about you, but we always like to start off our day with a nice, juicy, really fucking incomprehensible thing to read. (Yes, we know it is already afternoon. Screw off. We start our days late and hungover.) Starting off the day with one million words of word salad makes everything else we read later in the day -- even Ted Nugent, even Jennifer Rubin, seem well-composed by comparison. Reading this thing was like reading Faulkner, except with no intriguing Southern Gothic rotting corpses. Today's
As shelwood46 says, there is no "divorced". What God hath joined together, let no man set asunder, and all that shit. So if you are secularly divorced and remarried, in the eyes of the Church, you are still married to your ex.
Now, another bit of Catholicness from a non-Catholic (so I could be wrong): you are not supposed to take communion unless you have made confession. (hahahaha)
So. I've occasionally wondered: suppose you are secularly divorced, and secularly remarried (or just fucking somebody). But for some reason (maybe your partner was out of town on a business trip?), you haven't actually fucked anybody recently. And you go to confession, and what is there to confess? As far as the church is concerned, you are still married to your ex. And you haven't done anything that needs confessing.
now THAT is some mighty fine snark.
Forza Gnoccha!!
Okay, now that's just silly.
You're looking for his Gluten-Free Appendage.
I have no idea where the quote comes from, but I've read Leviticus, and there is nothing anywhere nearly that interesting in the original.
No. Yes. No. Yesssss.
Dammit, I just cannot go thru the comments a day or two late.
No, I believe the church is saying that they are a bunch of lying assholes.
But I suppose that's just me.
Jesus will skritch you behind both ears at the same time. And that leaves a choice of three wounds to lick.
Saul of Narnia?
Give me another day to get over "Spong", okay?
I know. God loves me straight to hell.
As shelwood46 says, there is no "divorced". What God hath joined together, let no man set asunder, and all that shit. So if you are secularly divorced and remarried, in the eyes of the Church, you are still married to your ex.
Now, another bit of Catholicness from a non-Catholic (so I could be wrong): you are not supposed to take communion unless you have made confession. (hahahaha)
So. I've occasionally wondered: suppose you are secularly divorced, and secularly remarried (or just fucking somebody). But for some reason (maybe your partner was out of town on a business trip?), you haven't actually fucked anybody recently. And you go to confession, and what is there to confess? As far as the church is concerned, you are still married to your ex. And you haven't done anything that needs confessing.
So chow down.
I''m quite sure that Timothy Cardinal Dolan would hate you, if he knew you. So you must be doing something right.
Strictly speaking, these are the papies.
Dolan is from St Louis, so that could be a clue.