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Jasmine was seriously hot, as far a Disney princesses go.

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Fox is only interested in women if they are slut-pill takers or missing.

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I know it was several years ago, but the last time we went to Disneyland we did notice there was not a live Mulan character wandering around The Park.

It's hard to believe Disney couldn't find an Asian woman in Southern California to play that role.

She is almost unique, by the way, in that most of what she accomplished she did by herself (with a little help from the dragon, of course). She did suffer the tired misfit cliche - but Disney's needle was stuck in the groove for decades.

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Not just missing - they must be blonde and missing.

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Everyone knows it is the Disney female villians that are hefty. Starting, I believe, with the Queen of Hearts.

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"I'm not bad - I'm just drawn that way!"

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You mean guys that like a lady with more to love ?

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If you continue to be sucessful bulimic , you can also be well on your way to losing your teeth and damaging your esophagus due to exposure to stomach acid. But sometimes dentures are nicer than your own teeth.

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I am always too late to the party. I have a great princess that will make little girls think twice about being very thin. Trailer park meth princess.

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