Here Are Some Hot Young People Laughing At Mitt Romney, For You To Fap To
It has been a No Good Terrible Horrible Very Bad Week for Mittens Romney, His Lord High Hairgel. So he lied about some stuff (every "stuff"), so what who cares? No, way more important is the hotness of these young people the Obama campaign pulled off the street, to read his lordship's statement on Batman supervillain "Bain."
Who do you choose? The pretty blonde? The other pretty blonde? We will take the caramel hipster dude raising that eyebrow. Intern slots are open, caramel hipster dude! Mama needs another cup of hot black joe.
Perhaps, but that doesn't mean it would've been the optimal strategy, considering the truly epic amount of money the campaigns are going to be spending over the next 5 months.
Mama likes her men the way she likes her coffee: expensive and bitter.