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Perhaps, but that doesn't mean it would've been the optimal strategy, considering the truly epic amount of money the campaigns are going to be spending over the next 5 months.

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Mama likes her men the way she likes her coffee: expensive and bitter.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=JpVBxgXL59I" target="_blank"><em>Avec une cuillèrre dedans</em></a>

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Mmmm...spaghetti...

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you people are being all 'accurate' and 'fact-y'. i simply want to wallow in this entirely satisfying assault.

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OT - can someone tell me where to find a shopped Bane mask? I'm too lazy to trim it for my own uses.

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Rezko house is also <em>so</em> four years ago. Even more than the drugs.

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B-b-but the Kenyan usurper wasn't vetted the first time around. That's why the Rev. Wright brouhaha came and went so quickly.

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We'd sing for you, but you already got that from the Mr, so many happy returns.

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wtf happened to the obama team? and why did they just show up?

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Except Mitt's also short on the sizzle. More greenback than Outback.

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there's a good chance they won't be.

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OT, but I wanted to put this in Wonkville but I must be screwing something up. <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/14/iowa-republ...">http://www.rawstory.com/rs/...

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do something unseemly to celebrate

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Looks like some fairly run-of-the-mill sovereign citizen nonsense. I wonder if she's renounced her citizenship of the real United States to declare herself a citizen of her fictional home. If so, can we deport her, please? Or at least make sure she's struck from the voter rolls.

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Just consider Bain Capital as Schrodinger's Cat. In the closed system (Bain), Mittens could be both alive (managing) and dead (retired).

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