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Painter of Goats's avatar

Bush socks. More in the spirit of the holidays than socking your right wing frenemy in the bush.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I think toilet paper with the constitution printed on it would be an appropriate gift for the family rightwingnut.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Still waiting for the Dick Cheney autographed, official CIA "Waterboard" -- so all my GOP friends can experience first-hand the joy of 'enhanced interrogation' for Xmas.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Effing hipster Lincoln.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think one with an old shoe and "I MISS W" would be awesome.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Tagline: "Liquid Lunches That Everyone Can Get Behind!"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Jeez, those orange and blue things are the worse than the original torture-enabling Executive Order signed by Bush Jr.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I noticed that you can buy toilet paper with Obama's face on it. Quelle surprise.

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