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Martini Glambassador's avatar

“Let’s call an ace an ace.” You knew some aid changed that from the original statement thinking it would totes hide the dog whistle.

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Truxpin49's avatar

Tucker Carlson also opened his piehole to complain people will get "confused" and it will supplant July 4th even though it's, you know, in the middle of June.

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Anna Rompage's avatar

They are the real Robert Byrds, and well before he changed his wicked ways

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wavicles's avatar

You know, I've ALWAYS been confused between New Years Eve and Christmas... or is it Christmas *then* New Years?

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Shananigan's avatar

I thought that as well. Ugh. These people.

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Bassohmatic's avatar

As if nobody can keep their barbecues warm all summer.

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RickyG's avatar

Exactly

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Wow. That link to peonage slavery. Thanks, Evan.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"Let's call an ace a n******-word"?

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thehackneyedcarriage's avatar

Came here to say the exact same thing.

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Jensie's avatar

Right? Like the time I accidentally carved a Christmas tree out of a pumpkin! So awkward

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Jensie's avatar

Paul Gosar needs to have a thorough neurological exam, including functional and structural MRI's. Seriously! How is it possible for one person to be so extreme that your *entire family* is actively rooting against you? I get differences of opinion but this is way, way out there

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

No doubt he was thinking of the ace of spades

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