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Martini Glambassador's avatar

“Let’s call an ace an ace.” You knew some aid changed that from the original statement thinking it would totes hide the dog whistle.

Truxpin49's avatar

Tucker Carlson also opened his piehole to complain people will get "confused" and it will supplant July 4th even though it's, you know, in the middle of June.

Anna Rompage's avatar

They are the real Robert Byrds, and well before he changed his wicked ways

wavicles's avatar

You know, I've ALWAYS been confused between New Years Eve and Christmas... or is it Christmas *then* New Years?

Shananigan's avatar

I thought that as well. Ugh. These people.

Bassohmatic's avatar

As if nobody can keep their barbecues warm all summer.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Wow. That link to peonage slavery. Thanks, Evan.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"Let's call an ace a n******-word"?

thehackneyedcarriage's avatar

Came here to say the exact same thing.

Jensie's avatar

Right? Like the time I accidentally carved a Christmas tree out of a pumpkin! So awkward

Jensie's avatar

Paul Gosar needs to have a thorough neurological exam, including functional and structural MRI's. Seriously! How is it possible for one person to be so extreme that your *entire family* is actively rooting against you? I get differences of opinion but this is way, way out there

thixotropic jerk's avatar

No doubt he was thinking of the ace of spades