Today we challenged you -- CHALLENGED YOU -- by explaining how, despite how erudite and witty you are, as soon as we give you a caption contest YOU ARE TEH SUCK.
Well now we know that Baldar's day job isn't really as an Air Force civilian employee, but rather as a copywriter for InBev's ad agency.
Also prohibited, as I just discovered: Stringing the word Ad together with the words Block and Plus, in that order, all one word.
No love for browser plugins?
Or you just like eating and having a home and stuff?
And no coffee either.
Shoot, you mean I missed the beatings and yelling?
Should I come back Monday?
They are making the Expendables III?
Slippin' and slidin'.
Haydn? (Dead Handsome Joe)
Apparently, so does she...
/popcorn
This comment was funnier when the //rimshot was implied. Just sayin'...
Oh, I was specifically referring to staples.
I wouldn't know what getting a belly piercing feels like, though probably much the same...
You build me up just to tear me down!
I almost went with that rather than the Academy line, but I knew what I would have been inviting...
Depending on the circumstances, that might be an awkward prize to share...
I was hoping it meant that you would lead the revolution of the commentariat.
Down with the Establishment!
Well now we know that Baldar's day job isn't really as an Air Force civilian employee, but rather as a copywriter for InBev's ad agency.
(Waits for reply with fingers crossed)
You win the caption this caption contest contest.
Meta.
(Seems to be the word of the day)
That's why it got the gold medal.