We asked you to help Wonkette frenemy Victoria Jackson with her inspiring run for alderthingie of her hometown in Tennessee (not Florida, stupid internet), and you came through!
<i>The world will little note, nor long remember, what we say here, but it can never forget what Gleem McShineys did here. It is for us the commenters, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who competed here have thus far so nobly advanced.</i>
I used Blender, a free 3D program, which generally will make Toonces come springing out of your skull if you try to use it... I actually learned how to use it way back when it was far <i>less</i> user friendly. So it was a sabretooth Toonces with me.
Why thank you all, I say! Thank you!! The best part about this was doing it all at work, so I GOT PAID TO FOTOCHOP THAT, PEOPLE!! *
A fictional cat drives a car, which ends up flying off a cliff, blowing up spectacularly. Because, cats are terribly equipped to drive cars, duh! Wonder if there&#039;s something in that little parable, for Victoria Jackson to learn? HA HA &quot;LEARN&quot;
I am so posting this &quot;comment&quot; from my &quot;new&quot; &quot;iPhone,&quot; once Wonket starts to allow comments!
*Which is also why I didn&#039;t get around to making any campaign-y words on it, maybe? Then again, perhaps my poster is just like John McCain&#039;s Black Baby!
<i>The world will little note, nor long remember, what we say here, but it can never forget what Gleem McShineys did here. It is for us the commenters, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who competed here have thus far so nobly advanced.</i>
I loved Dennis Miller on SNL, so after his slow descent into madness, I have no hope for anyone.
I know she left the show 20 years ago, but I still have no idea how she lasted on SNL as long as she did. Was she blowing Lorne Michaels or something?
Forgeryness!
Pony-deficient.
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile...
He has also fired some really talented people over the years.
I used Blender, a free 3D program, which generally will make Toonces come springing out of your skull if you try to use it... I actually learned how to use it way back when it was far <i>less</i> user friendly. So it was a sabretooth Toonces with me.
Do you have Ted Cruz in a can?
You say &quot;POTATO&quot;, I say &quot;The Fuck?&quot;
The captions sucked.
Don&#039;t they always?
.... but congrats to the artistes/artisans/artsyfarts.
&quot;on&quot; vs. &quot;Instead of&quot;
Is this actually happening, or have my cold meds finally kicked in?
Why thank you all, I say! Thank you!! The best part about this was doing it all at work, so I GOT PAID TO FOTOCHOP THAT, PEOPLE!! *
A fictional cat drives a car, which ends up flying off a cliff, blowing up spectacularly. Because, cats are terribly equipped to drive cars, duh! Wonder if there&#039;s something in that little parable, for Victoria Jackson to learn? HA HA &quot;LEARN&quot;
I am so posting this &quot;comment&quot; from my &quot;new&quot; &quot;iPhone,&quot; once Wonket starts to allow comments!
*Which is also why I didn&#039;t get around to making any campaign-y words on it, maybe? Then again, perhaps my poster is just like John McCain&#039;s Black Baby!
Dok does not own a butter hat?! That&#039;s a paddlin&#039;.