If you’re not reading Wonkette every single day, you’re missing the best mix of ruthless clarity, gleeful snark, and actual reporting that cuts through the endless parade of political nonsense.
It’s the rare place where you laugh, cringe, and learn something hard-hitting in the same scroll. No fluff, no spin — just relentless, fact-driven coverage with a voice that refuses to bow to the powerful or the absurd.
Daily Wonkette is like coffee for your civic brain: bitter, invigorating, and absolutely necessary. Can’t start the day without it.
Loving the one-a-day. Will be sending monetary appreciation through an alternative source on the first, as usual. Keep the faith. ✌🏻💙🇺🇸
"a mysterious bag that Noem and Corey Lewandowski don’t want anyone to know about. Dildos. It has to be dildos."
I'm still goin with severed heads.
Dildos feels entirely too normal and wholesome for these people.
If you’re not reading Wonkette every single day, you’re missing the best mix of ruthless clarity, gleeful snark, and actual reporting that cuts through the endless parade of political nonsense.
It’s the rare place where you laugh, cringe, and learn something hard-hitting in the same scroll. No fluff, no spin — just relentless, fact-driven coverage with a voice that refuses to bow to the powerful or the absurd.
Daily Wonkette is like coffee for your civic brain: bitter, invigorating, and absolutely necessary. Can’t start the day without it.