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Y'all might have noticed that the news has been slightly quiet this week, aside from the Misadventures of Matt Gaetz's Whanger, Allegedly. That's because it's Holy Week and Congress is at home bein' holy or something. But it's also Infrastructure Week! And no, that is not a euphemism for Matt Gaetz's dick! They're really doing infrastructure this time!
So today, we bet White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki is going to talk about Infrastructure Week. And hopefully she will not be forced to talk about Matt Gaetz's dick.
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TODAYS PRESS BRIEFING:
Peter Douccy: "How come no one likes me?"
Jen: "Because you are an assh-le."
The End.
The former guy is out of office, and we have the Biden administration in now. There's not much more that can be said, other than undoing as much of the former guy's damage. While you're whining about Boof, President Biden is nominating judges to the lower courts as a workaround SCOTUS, and Boof's FBI check is being investigated, so he might not even be on the bench much longer.