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TODAYS PRESS BRIEFING:

Peter Douccy: "How come no one likes me?"

Jen: "Because you are an assh-le."

The End.

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The former guy is out of office, and we have the Biden administration in now. There's not much more that can be said, other than undoing as much of the former guy's damage. While you're whining about Boof, President Biden is nominating judges to the lower courts as a workaround SCOTUS, and Boof's FBI check is being investigated, so he might not even be on the bench much longer.

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Hey Lara; Obvious to all but MAGAts.

In communist countries it is the government and government run media that does the banning. THIS is a private company Mz Smaaaart

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While I’m whining? Kavanaugh has made decisions that hurt people. And here’s a newsflash on the background check, find me enough Republicans who are willing to impeach a Republican Supreme Court justice. He’s on the bench forever. The Republican senators would let him write opinions from a prison cell, and hear oral arguments on a work release program before holding their own accountable

All the stuff regarding the lower courts is great. I’m glad they were able to add judges. But all that work will be undone by the “bipatisan“ supreme court justice

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I want one!

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POOPGATE UPDATE: The poop is coming from inside the White House!

https://twitter.com/lizzieo...

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Oh look. The brewery who fired the staff and closed down the tap room last year after employees formed a union is reopening.

Hard pass

https://twitter.com/UNITEHE...

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Psaki pspeaks!

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Surly is exactly how such union-busting bastards make me feel.

That and more than just a tad stabby.

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Sweet wee babes with precious puppy breath!

I have fallen head over heels in LOVE.

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Make sure Major is in the room when OHJB meets with the GOP leaders.

Just in case one of those shifty fucks tries to bully the old guy.

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Yeah - let's tax the people who don't have any money instead of corporations who pay $0! Who is this idiot?

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It has been my suspicion for quite some time now that reporters employed by more Reich-leaning publishers lay awake in bed all night, fitfully and fretfully racking their dimly illuminated, inordinately narrow 'liddle minds to come up with an inquire or claim that would ruffle the White House Communications Falcon's proverbial feathers.

What do you want to bet that those desperate journos require 2 or 3 layers of under-eye concealer on weekday mornings?

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He wants Biden to beef up "border security" on the Mexican side of the wall-how exactly?

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MAJOR IS A GOOD BOI!

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Diplomatic and economic assistance to the Mexican government could go a long way toward making long overdue amends with the leaders and citizens of central American nations.

The USA helped things get as shitty as they are there now; we owe them decency.

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