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I like that this pisses off Trump/ supporters, but I dislike the micropenis. Personally, I think the figure would have been just as repulsive (but less viral) with a more average-looking member, without additionally communicating that penis size can be shameful.

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I'm pretty sure this will be truth. Who wants that tainted name on their property anymore?

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I actually saw her name on clothes in Saks last week. Well, it was Saks discount outlet. And it was the clearance rack. I just searched the current Saks website and get a "No results were found for "ivanka trump"" message. So I guess that girl is poison, now.

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Meh, I think he's hanging on by his fingernails. And if he wants to sell crap on TV, that's no different from other people selling crap on TV.

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From previous searches when this first came out: Saks, Macy's, Nordstrom's, Lord & Taylor's, Bloomingdale's. Surprisingly, her clothing, shoes, and handbag items are listed as "Imported" on websites. Must be numerous, repetitive, lying typos!

This USA Today article has a link to the court filing as loaded onto Scribd: http://www.usatoday.com/sto...

Melania Knav Trump sells jewelry on QVC. Their website states that each piece is "Made in China", the liars! (I just checked the site anew and the items are no longer listed.) She also sells some skin products, based on European caviar, through Macy's, I think. She slathers the caviar moisturizer on her son, Barron, every night after his bath. Just like any other normal, "no sweats pants" kid.

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John Oliver had an excellent bit about just that, and the nr of lawsuits exceeded every episode from TV-shows about lawyers. And that includes every Law & Order w/spinoffs.https://youtu.be/abh00vu1mVA

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Product copywriters are so biased. Very bad!

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... a more successful one, in any event. And only slightly less déclassé.

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... well, if I were a rich foreign-born individual who could use an investment in an over-priced, over-hyped Trump "luxury" property as my fast-track work-around the U.S. Immigration policies... I'd probably be able to live with the embarrassment associated with the TRUMP-moniker. I could even be Muslim, or Mexican, and get preferential treatment. Don The Con brags about his multi-national "investors", buyers and clients. These must be the "some of them, I assume, are good people" he talks about.

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... "and you know what they say about people who assume, don't you?..."

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... I read on the interwebs that it's a $60,000.00 "weave" that costs thousands of $/per month to maintain. (bingoogle "IVARI" for shits'n'giggles)

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... could it be she fits all the stereotypical markers of "feminine sexuality"? Long, thick blonde hair? Check. Full, pouty lips? Check. Blemish-free skin? Check. Slender waist yet child-bearing hips? Check. Gravity-defying bosom? Check. With hair, make-up, wardrobe, massage, personal trainer, chef and plastic surgeon personnel on retainer, anyone can become the person they want to see in the mirror. People focus on the fantasy.

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... and it's pretty much a given they are ill-bred. Those shit-eating grins are the tell.

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... if you pronounce it "petty greed", then yes.

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... where there's a will, there's a way... to cope, relatively speaking.

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No cleavage or fake boobs, no miniskirts with "hooker heels", doesn't act stupid...

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