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I would have enjoyed watching the kids ride on the car elevator.

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It is Ann because that is a stone cold gash iffin I ever seen one

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EQ for the win!

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Arid Clit is the name of my new <i>a capella</i> indie folk group.

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A woman I met just outside of Tucson told me to definitely check that out if I was going downtown.

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it just started running this weekend. Paid service started today

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It's clits all the way down?

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They're kids, prolly around 12. They're white, 'cause Romney. They're in a group, 'cause 12. This does not make them -- the kids -- "creepy". It makes them tweens.

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You hope the fucking drugs have taken hold before you reach Wendover.

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So, I'ma make curmudgeonly(?) remark. That picture. It's a fucking snapshot of some kids. Some of us (I, for sure) have issues with the grandparents of those kids. But we know fuck all about the kids.

The fact that they are pictured in a narrow slit is reminiscent of the fellow that got trapped in the vagina sculpture, and I assume that is why Rebecca did the post. The fact that the kids are pretty uniformly white is not the joke. Oh, and the reason they are looking up sort of goofy at the camera is because they are kids, mugging at a camera.

I'm 3/4 Norwegian and 1/4 German. My parents were very white, school-teaching Democrats. I'm very white (quite so, these days), and a life-long Democrat (more precisely, I am a social democrat, but we don't have one of those parties). The mother of our children was half Italian and half Scots/Irish, so our children tan a little better than I (this is a really low bar), but they are still obviously "white". Until you talk to them. Then you realize they are Millennials (ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh).

No grandkids, but if I ever do have them, please don't spit snark at them because of what they fucking look like. (You do know what that sounds like, don't you?)

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Mormon Brazilian. Who knew?

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maybe they're riding <a href="http:\/\/www.tucsonweekly.com\/TheRange\/archives\/2014\/07\/14\/tucson-artist-food-truck-organizer-parodies-streetcar-with-clitt-fb-page-critics-fire-back" target="_blank">the C.L.I.T.T.</a>

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Vincent Pastore libul!!1!

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Next vacation stop: Devil's Tower!

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Those are not normal smiles. Those are the smiles like a great white shark may have before chomping down on a baby seal.

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Is your snatch made of stone? JOIN THE QUIVERFULL MOVEMENT TODAY

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