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And, of course, being a chickenshit asshat, when he gave the speech, he left out the word filth. Too bad the released the text of the speech to the lying media.

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Because it's the last day of August, natch

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When my wife and I visit AZ, we really enjoy a day trip to the Mexican side of Nogales. Unfortunately, at the end of the day we have to return to the US side where most people are assholes. AZ looks pretty, but it has a LOT of shitty people.

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Yeah, but appointing the racist little fuck to the office of AG shows a level of evil genius that I refuse to credit Donnie with.

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The Confederate-est name ever.

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Another young person who makes you realize just how little you've done in your own life. A true inspiration.

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OMD! You are right!. [Why hasn't the term "urban assault vehicle" been used again. Did Ramis trademark it?]

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Is he into superstition, black cats and voodoo dolls and stuff?

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[I wuz thinking that. I think we do have a lot of courageous young women and girls like her, probably like her classmates who tried to protect her and others fighting this cowboy mentality around the world. It does make me embarrassed for how trivial my butthurts are ]

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"now the senior citizens!""We like Roy! We like Roy!"

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I thought they wanted more of us to get married to opposite sex partners. I shouldn't expect consistency from these asshats.

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I don't know if I have any questions about why Sessions is upset about about DNA overturning pseudoscience. Pretty sure it's because he is a racist pigfucker.

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That's my personal belief as well. I always laugh at backwards fucks who tell me they won't come to the city because it's full of liberals and browns. Like they are all waiting in the shadows to take their women and eat their children. Little do they know only far lefties like me eat children, and we don't have much preference on the color of our women.

Unfortunately, the average city dweller gets a bad idea of what small town folks are like. My uncle is a hayseed, but he comes to the city all the time. He even hangs out with "The Blacks". He's offensive at times, but he isn't scared. I would talk more shit about those xenophobic types, but since I am kinda scared of the country, that would make me a hypocrite.

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I'm sitting in an airport getting impatient because we were supposed to be boarding by now. I feel pretty pathetic now that Malala was brought up.

"Poor me! I have to wait another 30 minutes to fly home in less than an hour and a half!"

Meanwhile, in a place where first world problems are trivial…

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Sand really is really a most delicious beverage!https://i.imgflip.com/1i72a...

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