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Well said.

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Well, maybe #1 Brass Quintet.

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With a .45 cal dildo.

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Right wingers always blame the First Amendment.

Also, just to say it, by Fischer's reasoning no crime should ever occur in a church. That's good news for four black girls murdered in a Birmingham church in 1963.

Also, I'm sure Fischer wants to ban abortion but would not lift a finger to protect the already-born from guns or -- by his reckoning -- an all-powerful God's decision to do nothing while bullets tear through their bodies at the speed of sound.

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<i>"how to trivialize this tragedy in furtherance of their all-guns-all-the-time dickhead agenda without sounding like heartless bastards"</i>

What makes you think they care about sounding like heartless bastards?

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Comments on the BlightFart site are exactly what you'd expect from those mouthbreathers. Horrid stuff; they seem to enjoy being titanic dickheads.

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Remind him that Lanza's mother had six guns in the house, for "protection", had put in time at the range, and was proficient. Ask him how well that worked out.

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Not to mention tanks, artillery, and an air force that obliterated the fourth-largest military on the planet in less than a week. Oh, and Predator drones, for mopping up the scattered survivors.

These dumbfuck Rambo wannabes would ride around like the Taliban for a couple of days, until their Hummers ran out of gas, and that would be that.

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Over on TPM or Think{Progress someone took the opportunity to post a long rambling birther post. "Barack Hussein Obama is not the legitimate President." blah blah blah. He's an asshole. I too am proud of my President. Thank you for reminding us what kind of man he is.

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Yep, that's the deal with guns. Just having them doesn't make you safer. You have to know how to hit a target, and handguns are notoriously inaccurate. You have to learn that just waving a gun around won't make someone else do what you want. You have to train on how to shoot methodically, carefully, coolly. In other words you have to prepare yourself to become a premeditated, cold-blooded killer when some crazy with a gun appears.

Or we could just take the guns away from the crazies.

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alright, i just donated some of my unemployment insurance to the brady center, i'm making that 'nra: making it possible to kill 20 children the week before christmas' bumper sticker and now i'm going to go find some timely eddie izzard.

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Mr. Puckett. It was nice having a teacher's name rhyme with "fuck it."

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Now wait a minute. You can take away my guns (or could if I had any) but my porn...that's protected by the First Amendment.

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He (whoever he is; that's also in doubt) also apparently shot his<i> mother,</i> if you can believe that.

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Maybe Neilist could come back out of his spider hole and explain the virtues of an armed citizenry to us again, as he did after the Giffords massacre. And we'll want plenty of fappable weapons details!

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Exactly man, a life of non-procreative sex is quite awesome, and I can see my godkids on the weekends - then go home and drink and fuck in peace.

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