Remember when we noted yesterday that Bristol Palin said she would be doing "the jive" on national teevee and we joked that she would do it in blackface? Yeah, well, no, she did it in a gorilla suit, which is less offensive, we guess. But that is not the correct animal! In the modern American discourse, you are supposed to aspire to be a female
she's a little uncertain when she moves, lacking the crispness a stage performance needs. but she's a plucky little orphan waifer who has stolen America's heart with her pluck.
I think Heston's character assumed that there was a mighty kaboom that did it. He couldn't have been more wrong.
It was a slow gradual transition back to Damn Dirty Apes. The beginnings of which we can witness right here, on this excellent tee vee show, watching the first Homo Stomptardicus gracelessly flail about.
I wasn&#039;t watching the dancin&#039; so much as wondering if Mama Palin picked the song. &quot;We&#039;re too busy <strike>singing</strike> whining to put anybody down...&quot;.
It&#039;s reminiscent of Levi&#039;s seduction when he told her &quot;get your hands off me you damn filthy ape!&quot; Always the gentleman.
95% of that teevee audience was just a bobbin&#039; and a-swayin&#039; to the beat, thoroughly enjoying the jive music and dance emanating from their boob tubes.
she&#039;s a little uncertain when she moves, lacking the crispness a stage performance needs. but she&#039;s a plucky little orphan waifer who has stolen America&#039;s heart with her pluck.
The Taliban may be right about some things.
i would rather see dead kennedys or &#039;girlfriend in a coma&#039;.
I think Heston&#039;s character assumed that there was a mighty kaboom that did it. He couldn&#039;t have been more wrong.
It was a slow gradual transition back to Damn Dirty Apes. The beginnings of which we can witness right here, on this excellent tee vee show, watching the first Homo Stomptardicus gracelessly flail about.
From 0:02 to around 0:08 I&#039;m thinking &quot;ok, this can&#039;t end well.&quot;
She would have had a higher score if she left the gorilla suit on.
Needz moar bananas. Also.
I wasn&#039;t watching the dancin&#039; so much as wondering if Mama Palin picked the song. &quot;We&#039;re too busy <strike>singing</strike> whining to put anybody down...&quot;.
You&#039;re saying apes evolved into Palins. I disagree and the apes are pissed.
It&#039;s reminiscent of Levi&#039;s seduction when he told her &quot;get your hands off me you damn filthy ape!&quot; Always the gentleman.
The pink tutu was a nice touch. It made it seem less gay.
It&#039;s jive because Bristol said it was. That is all.
95% of that teevee audience was just a bobbin&#039; and a-swayin&#039; to the beat, thoroughly enjoying the jive music and dance emanating from their boob tubes.