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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

she's a little uncertain when she moves, lacking the crispness a stage performance needs. but she's a plucky little orphan waifer who has stolen America's heart with her pluck.

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chascates's avatar

The Taliban may be right about some things.

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fuflans's avatar

i would rather see dead kennedys or 'girlfriend in a coma'.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think Heston's character assumed that there was a mighty kaboom that did it. He couldn't have been more wrong.

It was a slow gradual transition back to Damn Dirty Apes. The beginnings of which we can witness right here, on this excellent tee vee show, watching the first Homo Stomptardicus gracelessly flail about.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

From 0:02 to around 0:08 I'm thinking "ok, this can't end well."

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Joshua Norton's avatar

She would have had a higher score if she left the gorilla suit on.

Needz moar bananas. Also.

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PsycWench's avatar

I wasn't watching the dancin' so much as wondering if Mama Palin picked the song. "We're too busy <strike>singing</strike> whining to put anybody down...".

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You're saying apes evolved into Palins. I disagree and the apes are pissed.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's reminiscent of Levi's seduction when he told her "get your hands off me you damn filthy ape!" Always the gentleman.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

The pink tutu was a nice touch. It made it seem less gay.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

It's jive because Bristol said it was. That is all.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

95% of that teevee audience was just a bobbin' and a-swayin' to the beat, thoroughly enjoying the jive music and dance emanating from their boob tubes.

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