Here Is Hillary Clinton Being Pretty Funny On Colbert (Video)
Do you hate Hillary Clinton? We do sometimes, like for instance for most of the 18 years since her husband signed the Welfare Reform Act. But then she showed up for her first hello at State and the career diplomats cheered for diplomacy and the absence of Condi Rice, and we cried, because we are a girl.
Oh, man, remember that?
Now that she is not roaming the world with her smartphone and a Chardonnay, we kind of hate her again sometimes, because we are fickle and also because Jesus that "dead broke" thing was the kind of thing Ann Romney used to say, when reliving the salad years when they only had the income from Mitt's investments to see them through. TRY NOT TO BE ANN ROMNEY, HILLZ.
Also, please be more LIEBERAL about the Border Children. It takes a village, HILLARY.
Anyway, here is Ol' Hillz on Colbert. She looks fantastic, and she's got a good sense of timing, and almost all of it is pretty funny, so, Hillary Clinton we will like you today. Try not to be a dick again tomorrow.
<i>We [hate Hillary] sometimes, like for instance for most of the 18 years since her husband signed the Welfare Reform Act&quot;</i>
Judging a woman by her husband? CommieGirl is Phyllis Schlafly!
If it takes a village to raise refugee kids, why do the Border Patrol send them to towns like Murietta? It must be a communist plot.