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fuflans's avatar

you are so right soros!

a liberals WORST nightmare!

do not make it happen skygod!

do not make it happen!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

As they age, people get smile-lines around their eyes from smiling all the time, and laugh lines around the corners of their mouths from laughing all the time.

What sort of extended time in what kind of position explains those two lines on your upper lip, Governor Suckaholic?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Let's take Gov. Perry at his word. He said “I may have the genetic coding that I’m inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that, and I look at the homosexual issue the same way.”

OK - "looking at the same way" we have "I may have the genetic coding that I'm included to be a homosexual, but I have the desire not to do that."

One burning desire vs. another. Id vs. Ego in a Texas Steelcage Death Match.

You betcha!

Vienna Woods's avatar

So..... is Rick saying he may have the genetic coding to be ghey? I hope he's got one of them really big walk-in closets.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Rick Perry is the penis that stirs the drink.

diogenez's avatar

Deep thoughts - in a shallow pool.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Why are you ramming this down Ricks throat?

Painter of Goats's avatar

I'd share a beer with a gay alcoholic over Rick Perry any day.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

He's such a closet case. Sorry your own destructive and hateful worldview drives you to self-loathing, Rick, but keep the rest of us out of it!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Sara, shouldn't you be a happynicetimepeoplesexual?

MonkeyMotion's avatar

And while Gubner DeathPenalty is on his genetic rampage, he should also address the abomination of <i>left</i>-handed people: e.g. Sandy Koufax, John McEnroe, Paul McCartney, Bill Clinton, Bob Dole...er, wait, whatever...you get the idea.

Everyone knows it ain't normal -- left-handers <i>choose</i> to be left-handed, when they could simply change with a little will-power.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

All right, ladies of Wonkerdoodle.......what's the verdict?