Dear Jim Hoft, aka Gateway Pundit, aka The Internet's Stupidest Man, We saw your victorious post this morning asking Wonkette for a "correction," for being completely correct and pointing out that you are very stupid. We are very, very sorry, that you are so stupid. We are sorry that reading is haaaaaaard for you. Have you considered Hooked on Phonics?
How about his swarms of private detectives, investigating Obama's long-form birth certificate in Hawaii? Is it hidden under the beach bar, next to the umbrella drinks?
Donald Chump promised us relevations so big "I can't believe them."
Well, I can't believe them either. And I haven't even heard them yet.
When Donald Chump's army of attorneys is done collecting $5M (or whatever the amount of monies was) from Bill Maher, maybe they can collect from Jim Hoft for you.
Next contest to be issued by Hoft will be to produce evidence that his brain is made of shit, which also <b>did not happen. Anywhere.</b> Or something.
It&#039;s not like the SS was an agency of the Nazi party, or the KGB an agency of the USSR communist party, or for that matter the CIA is an agency of the Democratic party*.
How about his swarms of private detectives, investigating Obama&#039;s long-form birth certificate in Hawaii? Is it hidden under the beach bar, next to the umbrella drinks?
Donald Chump promised us relevations so big &quot;I can&#039;t believe them.&quot;
Well, I can&#039;t believe them either. And I haven&#039;t even heard them yet.
i would say we should warblog but i&#039;m too hungover.
I told Jimmy Baby to pay the fuck up, over at Progressives Today.
You wouldn/t deserve it if you weren't criming.
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Al Swearengen approves
OT: I&#039;m am seriously loving these new &quot;Arrested Development&quot; episodes. The Herman Cain parody character is spot-on.
&quot;Clarified&quot; 12 times. Making it more and more clear thar Hoft is the stupidest man on the internet.
That would describe pretty much all things.
It doesn&#039;t work at all...not in this country anymore, it seems.
(your best Ray Liotta voice)
&quot;SWEET VINDICATION&ndash;We don&#039;t use nazi anything anywhere&quot;
<i>FUCK YOU PAY ME </i>
&quot;SWEET VINDICATION&ndash;We denunciate nazisms&quot;
<i>FUCK YOU PAY ME </i>
&quot;SWEET VINDICATION&ndash;Nazimsms are the same as socialisms which is the same as wonkettisms&quot;
<i>FUCK YOU PAY ME</i>
&quot;SWEET VINDICATION&ndash;Our piktures prove we don&#039;t nazims&quot;
<i>FUCK YOU PAY ME</i>
When Donald Chump&#039;s army of attorneys is done collecting $5M (or whatever the amount of monies was) from Bill Maher, maybe they can collect from Jim Hoft for you.
The Donald&#039;s army of flying monkeys are too busy suing Obama&#039;s birth certificate to collect from Maher or Hoft
Next contest to be issued by Hoft will be to produce evidence that his brain is made of shit, which also <b>did not happen. Anywhere.</b> Or something.
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It&#039;s not like the SS was an agency of the Nazi party, or the KGB an agency of the USSR communist party, or for that matter the CIA is an agency of the Democratic party*.
* except when it comes to Benghazi.
Dear Jim Bob (may I call you Jim Bob? Weasel faced lying sack of shit is just so formal),
First rule of holes, Jimmy
Learn it, know it, live it