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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

This foreshadows so much that is stupid today.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

How about his swarms of private detectives, investigating Obama's long-form birth certificate in Hawaii? Is it hidden under the beach bar, next to the umbrella drinks?

Donald Chump promised us relevations so big "I can't believe them."

Well, I can't believe them either. And I haven't even heard them yet.

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fuflans's avatar

i would say we should warblog but i'm too hungover.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I told Jimmy Baby to pay the fuck up, over at Progressives Today.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

You wouldn/t deserve it if you weren't criming.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Al Swearengen approves

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

OT: I'm am seriously loving these new "Arrested Development" episodes. The Herman Cain parody character is spot-on.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Clarified" 12 times. Making it more and more clear thar Hoft is the stupidest man on the internet.

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bobbert's avatar

That would describe pretty much all things.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It doesn't work at all...not in this country anymore, it seems.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

(your best Ray Liotta voice)

"SWEET VINDICATION–We don't use nazi anything anywhere"

<i>FUCK YOU PAY ME </i>

"SWEET VINDICATION–We denunciate nazisms"

<i>FUCK YOU PAY ME </i>

"SWEET VINDICATION–Nazimsms are the same as socialisms which is the same as wonkettisms"

<i>FUCK YOU PAY ME</i>

"SWEET VINDICATION–Our piktures prove we don't nazims"

<i>FUCK YOU PAY ME</i>

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TundraGrifter's avatar

When Donald Chump's army of attorneys is done collecting $5M (or whatever the amount of monies was) from Bill Maher, maybe they can collect from Jim Hoft for you.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The Donald's army of flying monkeys are too busy suing Obama's birth certificate to collect from Maher or Hoft

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Next contest to be issued by Hoft will be to produce evidence that his brain is made of shit, which also <b>did not happen. Anywhere.</b> Or something.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

NEEDS MOAR MISPELT WERDS

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PubOption's avatar

It's not like the SS was an agency of the Nazi party, or the KGB an agency of the USSR communist party, or for that matter the CIA is an agency of the Democratic party*.

* except when it comes to Benghazi.

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