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He fumbled it into the urinal in the House men's room - and left it there.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Ol' Vernon could relate. He probably doesn't know where he was that weekend either.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

The scandals never end, do they?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This looks like it is Rebecca's version of "I'm Mad About a Thing."

You go, <strike>girl</strike> adult woman!

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Is that enough time to change the locks on all their office doors?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I think I know why the President won't take responsibility. From the Google:

No results found for "a Kenyan took responsibility".

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bobbert's avatar

I imagine there are bad neighborhoods in Baghdad, as well.

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diogenez's avatar

Whoa. Boehner really needs a drink.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Obviously the Republicans have completely given up on "new ideas" as a way to attract political support. Voter ID laws, yelling at straw men, ignorance is their new platform. Plus God, Guns and Gays of course.

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Shypixel's avatar

Shorter Boehner...

HAH!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Tell you what, Mr. Speaker. When you get control of the gibbering maroons in your wing of Congress, then you can yell at the President. Until then, go back to your three-martini lunch.

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