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Cuberly's avatar

Boehner peen?

Seriously, safe sex all the way. Wrap that circus peanut. Ewwwww...

http://dvcandy.com/media/ca...

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Man, I'm running with a bad crowd here.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Savoring the absurdity of nutball on nutball attack, don't ya think?

DahBoner's avatar

Colored?

Doesn't John Boehner know you shouldn't spray tan a vagina?

https://38.media.tumblr.com...

nanuq1's avatar

Is that a bad thing?

RevZafod's avatar

What part of "vile", "snark", and "mob" did you not understand?

Michael Toledano's avatar

A friend of mine who now works for the OC Register once was sent to cover a St. Patty's Day political function that featured Rohrabacher showing up already wasted, continue to drink, then hit on my friend, fell down, almost started a fight, and was escorted away by his wife.

Fun times.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Sorry to hear that; sadly, it tends to come with the territory. Err, so to speak...

BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

Sounds like a personal problem.

Speaking of vengeful gingers, how's Pareene doing these days?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Boehner is the UNlovable Lush.

Nounverb911's avatar

Boner's just practicing for next week when he can tell "Jewish" jokes to the Israelis.

Skwerl the taco hunter's avatar

In consolation, I did hear "Ohio State Fuckeyes".

Nounverb911's avatar

Boehner wins the annual Woody Hayes Sportsmanship Award again.