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Boehner peen?

Seriously, safe sex all the way. Wrap that circus peanut. Ewwwww...

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You're clearly new here.

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Man, I'm running with a bad crowd here.

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Savoring the absurdity of nutball on nutball attack, don't ya think?

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Peckerwood?

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Colored?

Doesn't John Boehner know you shouldn't spray tan a vagina?

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Is that a bad thing?

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What part of "vile", "snark", and "mob" did you not understand?

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A friend of mine who now works for the OC Register once was sent to cover a St. Patty's Day political function that featured Rohrabacher showing up already wasted, continue to drink, then hit on my friend, fell down, almost started a fight, and was escorted away by his wife.

Fun times.

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Sorry to hear that; sadly, it tends to come with the territory. Err, so to speak...

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Sounds like a personal problem.

Speaking of vengeful gingers, how's Pareene doing these days?

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Boehner is the UNlovable Lush.

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ZU FRÜH!

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Boner's just practicing for next week when he can tell "Jewish" jokes to the Israelis.

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In consolation, I did hear "Ohio State Fuckeyes".

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Boehner wins the annual Woody Hayes Sportsmanship Award again.

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