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Cuberly's avatar

Boehner peen?

Seriously, safe sex all the way. Wrap that circus peanut. Ewwwww...

http://dvcandy.com/media/ca...

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

You're clearly new here.

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Man, I'm running with a bad crowd here.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Savoring the absurdity of nutball on nutball attack, don't ya think?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Peckerwood?

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DahBoner's avatar

Colored?

Doesn't John Boehner know you shouldn't spray tan a vagina?

https://38.media.tumblr.com...

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nanuq1's avatar

Is that a bad thing?

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RevZafod's avatar

What part of "vile", "snark", and "mob" did you not understand?

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Michael Toledano's avatar

A friend of mine who now works for the OC Register once was sent to cover a St. Patty's Day political function that featured Rohrabacher showing up already wasted, continue to drink, then hit on my friend, fell down, almost started a fight, and was escorted away by his wife.

Fun times.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Sorry to hear that; sadly, it tends to come with the territory. Err, so to speak...

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BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

Sounds like a personal problem.

Speaking of vengeful gingers, how's Pareene doing these days?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Boehner is the UNlovable Lush.

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Extemporanus's avatar

ZU FRÜH!

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Nounverb911's avatar

Boner's just practicing for next week when he can tell "Jewish" jokes to the Israelis.

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Skwerl the taco hunter's avatar

In consolation, I did hear "Ohio State Fuckeyes".

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Nounverb911's avatar

Boehner wins the annual Woody Hayes Sportsmanship Award again.

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