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O: it burns, doesn't it, Mitt? Deep down in your soul, it must really burn to come here today. Mittens: yes, yes I does. I tried to fake a heart attack on the way, but they just rebooted me..

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In a brief comment to the press after the event, Gov. Romney thanked the President for his thoughtful invitation.

Gov. Romney added that he is seriously considering Mr. Obama's generous offer to bring him into his second Administration by nominating him as the new US Ambassador to Syria.

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tessiee:

So, he "logically" concludes that because he didn't win Mr. Obama cheated.

Once again it's Macco's Razor - no other possible explanation.

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FTW !!!

[Shouldn't that photo of the NBA player behind her desk be Glenn Rice?]

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He took the hankerchief from his suit coat pocket and gently dried his eyes. He'd never used it before. But then, he hadn't cried since Seamus died in that nasty falling off the car roof accident.

"No," he vowed to himself, "This isn't 'The End.' This is simply 'The Beginning...'"

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"Please," whispered Ann from the bed, "One more time?"

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The Sweet Smell of Success. All this month.

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I'm guessing New York's jails aren't quite as absurdly overcrowded as California's, and over head on the East coast it's bankers, not actors, that are worshiped as deities and held above the law. In other words, if she's sentenced here, she might actually have to serve more than a few minutes.

It's sad, I've been rooting for her to straighten herself out, if only because that'd keep her out of the headlines.

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also: i will go on record as saying i don't like that stupid victorian desk which yeah i know the fucker has a name and is from ACTUAL victoria and is 'national treasure' libel, but i don't like it.

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doesn't that seem just about right? whenever i randomly pick up a decorating magazine, all the high-end overdone shit with european yearnings is ALWAYS in texas.

(i shouldn't really judge as my home is decorated rather like a 19th bordello, but i am overly dramatic. and ironic.)

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slightly OT but lindsey lohan has been arrested more often than a republican with a luggage boy.

course, now that i think about it, she is one.

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Hopey: I asked you here so I could hear out some of your ideas on improving the economy. Mittens: If I give you $10,000 can I be president? Hopey: Sure.Just as soon as the check clears. Mittens *Giggle*

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I think it's not marble, it's <a href="http:\/\/www.alexanderhornung.com\/images\/Pickle%20&amp\;%20Pimento%20Loaf.jpg" target="_blank">this</a>

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i do like the federalist-y stripes on the walls but not in love with how the rest of the room pulls together.

and laura's version is unspeakable.

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Craig Ferguson?

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