Wonkers, until now were your panties too dry? Well Old Handsome Joe Biden is from the government, and he's here to help. We mean, we are aware that we have a thing for daddies (and also of all internet traditions), but look at this motherfucking Silver Fox in his spanking new official portrait, and the smile, and the eyes. Those kind eyes. Those eyes that chain us to him, hyp-no-tized, like Kaa, the snake in The Jungle Book except that (sadly) he does not want to eat us. We are purring at you, Old Handsome Joe. We are a kitten without a whip.
to be fair, there IS a vast liberal conspiracy, so it's understandable that to the outside observer it would be unclear exactly who's banning (or banging) what.
but an easy thing to remember is that the wonkettes were founded on buttsechs and sex scandal so almost anything to do with sex, sex acts or sexual accessories is allowed.
I cannot rival that photo, but fröhliche Geburtstag, Fräulein Editrix. Forty was a good one for me, and you're ahead of me in at least two ways: (1) Obama instead of Reagan; (2) I had yet to acquire children, and you're (sorta) done.
Birfday felicitations also to Sorosbot (you whippersnapper) and, if I am not misunderstanding, Purveyor-Of-All-Things-FLOTUS Blair.
You seem to be working awfully hard today. Aren't you supposed to be out drinking nonstop until you projectile vomit on everyone around you while loudly extolling the virtues of pig fucking to anyone that will listen?
At least that's how I like to spend my Mondays... BTW, HBD!
HBD to u2. Last time I faced moving was the last time I was still a renter- decided to buy the house from my landlord instead because I couldn't face the prospect of packing all that shit up and moving it...
as somebody on my fav fashion website said (about charlize theron), it's not the attire but the magic combination of wearer and worn.
this dude just has it.
to be fair, there IS a vast liberal conspiracy, so it's understandable that to the outside observer it would be unclear exactly who's banning (or banging) what.
but an easy thing to remember is that the wonkettes were founded on buttsechs and sex scandal so almost anything to do with sex, sex acts or sexual accessories is allowed.
(well, except skull fucking of course.)
I cannot rival that photo, but fröhliche Geburtstag, Fräulein Editrix. Forty was a good one for me, and you're ahead of me in at least two ways: (1) Obama instead of Reagan; (2) I had yet to acquire children, and you're (sorta) done.
Birfday felicitations also to Sorosbot (you whippersnapper) and, if I am not misunderstanding, Purveyor-Of-All-Things-FLOTUS Blair.
Many happy reruns.
damn damn damn girl.
this was my favorite thing of all the things from the oscars.
ohjbgly.
You seem to be working awfully hard today. Aren't you supposed to be out drinking nonstop until you projectile vomit on everyone around you while loudly extolling the virtues of pig fucking to anyone that will listen?
At least that's how I like to spend my Mondays... BTW, HBD!
they're a little slow down there, but I think they finally caught on to the fact that ol Piyush is one of them thar browns...
a sticky situation, as it were...
HBD to u2. Last time I faced moving was the last time I was still a renter- decided to buy the house from my landlord instead because I couldn't face the prospect of packing all that shit up and moving it...
Happy birthday. I can now state that as fact, as well as a wish.
This is a big fucking deal.
Hair plugs.
Oh - like I was the only one thinking that.
He's smiling because Benghazi.
He's no Dan Quayle, thankfully.
Oh my,,,, what a guy!!