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fuflans's avatar

as somebody on my fav fashion website said (about charlize theron), it's not the attire but the magic combination of wearer and worn.

this dude just has it.

fuflans's avatar

to be fair, there IS a vast liberal conspiracy, so it's understandable that to the outside observer it would be unclear exactly who's banning (or banging) what.

but an easy thing to remember is that the wonkettes were founded on buttsechs and sex scandal so almost anything to do with sex, sex acts or sexual accessories is allowed.

(well, except skull fucking of course.)

bobbert's avatar

I cannot rival that photo, but fröhliche Geburtstag, Fräulein Editrix. Forty was a good one for me, and you're ahead of me in at least two ways: (1) Obama instead of Reagan; (2) I had yet to acquire children, and you're (sorta) done.

Birfday felicitations also to Sorosbot (you whippersnapper) and, if I am not misunderstanding, Purveyor-Of-All-Things-FLOTUS Blair.

Many happy reruns.

fuflans's avatar

damn damn damn girl.

fuflans's avatar

this was my favorite thing of all the things from the oscars.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

You seem to be working awfully hard today. Aren't you supposed to be out drinking nonstop until you projectile vomit on everyone around you while loudly extolling the virtues of pig fucking to anyone that will listen?

At least that's how I like to spend my Mondays... BTW, HBD!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they're a little slow down there, but I think they finally caught on to the fact that ol Piyush is one of them thar browns...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

a sticky situation, as it were...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

HBD to u2. Last time I faced moving was the last time I was still a renter- decided to buy the house from my landlord instead because I couldn't face the prospect of packing all that shit up and moving it...

SullivanSt's avatar

Happy birthday. I can now state that as fact, as well as a wish.

Sean Gothman's avatar

This is a big fucking deal.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Hair plugs.

Oh - like I was the only one thinking that.

Sean Gothman's avatar

He's smiling because Benghazi.

schmannity's avatar

He's no Dan Quayle, thankfully.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh my,,,, what a guy!!