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Trump called him "Meatball," which is actually pretty good.

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Oh, I like that one.

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Minus the rather description of difficult defecation, I quite liked this article, Dok.

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That animal is deformed.

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DesanctimoniousDerighteousDerigidassusDecromwellianDeInquisitionDeguantanamoniousDeFloridRancidDeSadistSaddistDeDemonicusDeIttyBittyPrickyDeDuceDicktatorusDeRon edictusThe little dictator in white boots=DePussyLittle Ronnie DeSnowflake is taking down names to send his brown shirts after everyone who dares to dissentLittleRNoDissentus

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I hope when this failed Republican Christofascist movement goes down in the annals of history, these assholes will be remembered with ridicule and scorn.

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DeGiantGapingAsshole

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Another Kim Jung Un super fan.Florida is like Korea: little dictator in the north threatening everyoneParty in the south beach...

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If we're submitting reports written with human waste menstrual blood is always a fine choice. This type of chucklefuck is always extra triggered by girl cooties.

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And he got PAID to write that!

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I am sick to fucking death of these "performance art" bills. There are so many of them on file in this Texas Legislative session that it makes it difficult to scan through the list of bills to find the ones worth taking action on.

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Which Florida bureau gets that report?

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I miss the days of Cole Porter, "It's de-lightful, it's de-lovely...". Now its just it's de-sgusting.

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The GOP are such Commies. That’s right out of the playbook of Enver Hoxha, long-time Communist dictator of Albania. Under his rule If you purchased a typewriter, it had to be registered with the government & you needed to provide a typed sample so the government could know who was typing free thoughts & properly imprison &/or execute them. All hail Comrade Leader DeSantis!

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SNCC reunion!

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Nimrata to Heil!

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