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Vi's avatar

Trump called him "Meatball," which is actually pretty good.

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Freeze Peach πŸ‘'s avatar

Oh, I like that one.

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FreshOutOfUserNames's avatar

Minus the rather description of difficult defecation, I quite liked this article, Dok.

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DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

That animal is deformed.

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a j's avatar

DesanctimoniousDerighteousDerigidassusDecromwellianDeInquisitionDeguantanamoniousDeFloridRancidDeSadistSaddistDeDemonicusDeIttyBittyPrickyDeDuceDicktatorusDeRon edictusThe little dictator in white boots=DePussyLittle Ronnie DeSnowflake is taking down names to send his brown shirts after everyone who dares to dissentLittleRNoDissentus

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

I hope when this failed Republican Christofascist movement goes down in the annals of history, these assholes will be remembered with ridicule and scorn.

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

DeGiantGapingAsshole

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a j's avatar

Another Kim Jung Un super fan.Florida is like Korea: little dictator in the north threatening everyoneParty in the south beach...

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Vericima's avatar

If we're submitting reports written with human waste menstrual blood is always a fine choice. This type of chucklefuck is always extra triggered by girl cooties.

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gratuitous's avatar

And he got PAID to write that!

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Mark Linimon's avatar

I am sick to fucking death of these "performance art" bills. There are so many of them on file in this Texas Legislative session that it makes it difficult to scan through the list of bills to find the ones worth taking action on.

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FreshOutOfUserNames's avatar

Which Florida bureau gets that report?

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JParkerSD46's avatar

I miss the days of Cole Porter, "It's de-lightful, it's de-lovely...". Now its just it's de-sgusting.

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Posonby Britt's avatar

The GOP are such Commies. That’s right out of the playbook of Enver Hoxha, long-time Communist dictator of Albania. Under his rule If you purchased a typewriter, it had to be registered with the government & you needed to provide a typed sample so the government could know who was typing free thoughts & properly imprison &/or execute them. All hail Comrade Leader DeSantis!

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nockedoutloaded's avatar

SNCC reunion!

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nockedoutloaded's avatar

Nimrata to Heil!

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