Well, Newt Gingrich has at last achieved his lifelong goal of conquering the void of empty space. Just look at him out there, the brave emperor of a vast, dark and lonely realm surrounded by his only true companions, some insane person in a scary-looking costume and an elephant. We just knew you could do it, Newt.
Here&#039;s Mitt not trying to be ironic: <a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/blogs\/ticket\/romney-obama-ve-governor-president-141513519.html" target="_blank">Romney: Obama should&rsquo;ve been a governor before president</a>
Was Mitt a governor? You&#039;d never know it.
I feel sorry for the person staffing the elephant suit. He&#039;s stuck there for hours listening to Newt bloviating about his theories, diamonds for Callista, all while thinking <i>Why the fuck am I doing this?</i>
There&#039;s just something about a spooky hotel corridor, all empty and abaondoned. <i>(Or is it????)</i>
I&#039;m hoping the entire &quot;Faith &amp; Freedom Coalition&quot; meeing went this well.
That explains the elephant.
The conversation was much more interesting, too.
Anytime there&#039;s a story about the absence of the LSM, the LSM fails to cover it. How lame is that?
Somebody really needs to photoshop in a kid on a trike, riding towards those ghosts. Where&#039;s Bugnon when we need him?
That explains the school&#039;s very own 18-wheeler security truck with snipers on the roof. I was sort of wondering.
An ego is a terrible thing to waste.
Assuming the guy didn&#039;t come just to piss on Newt.
Here&#039;s Mitt not trying to be ironic: <a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/blogs\/ticket\/romney-obama-ve-governor-president-141513519.html" target="_blank">Romney: Obama should&rsquo;ve been a governor before president</a>
Was Mitt a governor? You&#039;d never know it.
$1 million. That may sound like a lot, but that way he only needs four people to buy them.
He is not young enough or pretty enough to be a president&#039;s wife&#039;s husband.
With Newt, it&#039;s always a ME-ing.
I feel sorry for the person staffing the elephant suit. He&#039;s stuck there for hours listening to Newt bloviating about his theories, diamonds for Callista, all while thinking <i>Why the fuck am I doing this?</i>
That&#039;s no moon, that&#039;s an empty space station.
He has the best health insurance a federal pension can buy.