We don't have many literary pretensions here at yr Wonkette. Mostly, we like to read stuff that we can either make fun of or masturbate to or both. But we're really going to work on expanding our reading choices this year, and we're resolving to start with a terrific little piece of young adult literature from the good folks at Michigan Open Carry. Yes, it's
The companion book is "My Parents Cook Meth In A Van Behind The Piggly Wiggly". Brenna spends her afternoon hiding in the bushes outside the van on the lookout for hostile cartel members and the UN.
Who needs a book? Reading my area's "Men seeking Women" section in Craigslist indicates that there is no deficit in this area of knowledge.
Again, the only thing keeping that dumbass from being a dead dumbass is an extraordinary amount of self-control on the part of the police. Now had he pointed said shotgun at anyone, all bets would have been off.
Carrying a gun around to sooth the nerves of a recently violence-savaged community is a bit like waving a penis around to comfort rape victims. In other words, the exact opposite of compassion and common sense.
The companion book is "My Parents Cook Meth In A Van Behind The Piggly Wiggly". Brenna spends her afternoon hiding in the bushes outside the van on the lookout for hostile cartel members and the UN.
What is White Feather Press afraid of?
Who needs a book? Reading my area's "Men seeking Women" section in Craigslist indicates that there is no deficit in this area of knowledge.
Perhaps that is why I feel much safer around you than around the idiots who are "protecting" me with all their gunz.
What went wrong here? Not blah.
I conduct that sociology experiment sometimes too, researching the trends and traits people use in their mating ritual.
The Invasion of The (Well-Armed) Pod People!
And Bea Strong, fer shur.
Again, the only thing keeping that dumbass from being a dead dumbass is an extraordinary amount of self-control on the part of the police. Now had he pointed said shotgun at anyone, all bets would have been off.
Why would anyone need 5 copies of this propaganda pamphlet?
Either the Dad has a pocket pool game going on or the artist has a hard time drawing hands.
Carrying a gun around to sooth the nerves of a recently violence-savaged community is a bit like waving a penis around to comfort rape victims. In other words, the exact opposite of compassion and common sense.
So they'll be welcoming the Bloods and Crips with open arms (pun intended) when they move into Aurora and join the open carry for Freedom.
Can't wait for the follow-up: "Bloody Dead Bodies Everywhere - A Love Story"
That vacant stare,,,those fixed rictus grins...
Yep, I'd trust them with deadly weapons.