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Where's the happy little tire swing?

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....allahu akbar!!!!

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Your furniture is more assertive than I am.

And your post is just another example of why I keep coming back to Wonkette again and again.

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My regular check from George Soros is light orange-y.

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Racist Zero?

Racist Free?

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[/snark]

Racist assholes can get away with this shit only for as long as the rest of the community tolerates it. Ken David will stop, maybe, when enough of his neigbors stop inviting him to backyard BBQs and the like. Or he'll turn into the nasty old crank that nobody in town talks to.

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You're preaching to the choir. I wear 'em all the time. Some of my <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/489471\/meet-the-not-racist-young-lady-who-called-for-assassination-of-er-lets-just-say-black-president" target="_blank">co-workers at Stone Creek Creamery</a> don't understand me, but they are my minority friends so it's OK.

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It only seems fair. And I bet that guy, if you asked, would agree he is also "for fairness."

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WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH REPUBLICANS AND CHAIRS??

Is it a Freemason thing, maybe?

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"I wasn't dropping a dead pig on your doorstep, I was giving you a gift of pre-bacon"

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Naw, it's all the minorities, bigotted against whitey.

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jesus christ. can you imagine not kicking a hole in that driver's head?

or rapists for that matter.

the fuck is wrong with people?

(thanks callie for the return to planet earth).

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<i>I never was a racist and I never intended to be a racist.</i>

He was more of a kinder, gentler racist. You know, more like diet racism.

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...lynching an effigy is not racist but nailing a crusty ass lawn chair is?!

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“...It’s not nice...”

Spare me your crocodile tears, dick.

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...and by the way, if you watched the video! Anyone wearing "croc's" during a television interview is automatically a racist!

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