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fuflans's avatar

i think i might actually work for the other conservatard whose seat joe is challenging. i hate all these twatwaffles, but watching joe lose would be a precious precious thing.

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fuflans's avatar

i loved 'reign of fire'.

there. i said it.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The biggest dick always wins in the GOP. It's been that way ever since Ike stepped down.

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chascates's avatar

I suggest Ted Cruz and Dave Dewhurst meet at high noon in front of the Capitol here in Austin and shoot it out. And Rick Perry can stand between them and do a countdown with his watch.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Meh. "South Park" has better animation.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Remember when every election didn't turn into a Republican dick-measuring contest?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Speaking of assholes...Congressman Walsh is at it again. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/22/joe-wals...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He can't be any harder to find than a Compassionate Conservative.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

In this case, a grass roots voter is a once rational being that has been hypnotized by his astroturf handlers.

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