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Megan Fox dubbed Chris Christie the suicide bomber who took himself out with Rubio.

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In politics, the term "greased palms" usually means something else.

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Print runs in a commercial silkscreen shop can take hours, and once started cannot be interrupted. So bathroom (pee) breaks have to be taken in haste, as I learned when I started working in one shop many years ago. This fact led to my new (at the time) wife's surprised observation that I was coming home with ink stains in some quite, uhhh... unusual places.

She was particularly amused when I had spent the day on jobs with multiple color separations.

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Absolutely Obvious Takedown, Ken.

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hey, they promise dick jokes, gotta deliver.

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rainbow peen would be a interesting surprise.

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This.

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I'm a Dapper Dan man myself.

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"Just what exactly did you use to stir up that ink color?"

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If we elect a hedgehog we'll experience anti-erinaceomorphism that will be totally unprecedented in its viciousness.

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Since we're at it, how about "..."

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Do you mean having to type something (anything) in order to upload a pic/gif?

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Details, details.

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Bernie's victory speech checked in at only slightly longer than Bill Clinton's speech nominating Michael Dukakis at the 1988 Democratic convention -- the one that garnered Bubba a rousing ovation when he got around to starting a paragraph "And finally ... "

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During Bernie's victory speech, I counted four black faces in the background. #NotStaged

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