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JaaaaaCeeeee's avatar

Megan Fox dubbed Chris Christie the suicide bomber who took himself out with Rubio.

Lefty Mark's avatar

In politics, the term "greased palms" usually means something else.

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Print runs in a commercial silkscreen shop can take hours, and once started cannot be interrupted. So bathroom (pee) breaks have to be taken in haste, as I learned when I started working in one shop many years ago. This fact led to my new (at the time) wife's surprised observation that I was coming home with ink stains in some quite, uhhh... unusual places.

She was particularly amused when I had spent the day on jobs with multiple color separations.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Absolutely Obvious Takedown, Ken.

handyhippie65's avatar

hey, they promise dick jokes, gotta deliver.

handyhippie65's avatar

rainbow peen would be a interesting surprise.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm a Dapper Dan man myself.

Lefty Mark's avatar

"Just what exactly did you use to stir up that ink color?"

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If we elect a hedgehog we'll experience anti-erinaceomorphism that will be totally unprecedented in its viciousness.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Since we're at it, how about "..."

sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

Do you mean having to type something (anything) in order to upload a pic/gif?

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Bernie's victory speech checked in at only slightly longer than Bill Clinton's speech nominating Michael Dukakis at the 1988 Democratic convention -- the one that garnered Bubba a rousing ovation when he got around to starting a paragraph "And finally ... "

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

During Bernie's victory speech, I counted four black faces in the background. #NotStaged