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fuflans's avatar

see now homophobes here's the problem: you don't get any gays to help you with your <i>toilette</i> and then you end up looking like this rancid tool.

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diogenez's avatar

Without a trace of irony, Oklahoma residents fear the threat of Sharia law....

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yeah, but the Fucknut Cable Channel will pay nicely for a live feed, so city revenues will be good. Lower taxes!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'd ask old Fred about that, but he can't talk right now.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

To tempt the chosen people, obvs.

Why they were chosen to miss out on shrimp, lobster, pork chops and cheeseburgers is the real mystery.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Why do we never hear about the controversial (not?) Cleveland baseball team?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Hitler! ...wait, what? No? Damn! I never get this right.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Going Galt in Talibanistan is a pretty good indication that you're not right in the head.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Well whenever I walk anywhere my left leg is <i>compelled</i> to coordinate its actions with those of my right leg (and vice versa), and that's just TYRANNY!!!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

If he ever wears anything made from Spandex, then stoning is too good for him.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Well, this is certainly ironic. He sounds like a stubborn and rebellious son, which according to Deuteronomy 21:18-21, he should be stoned to death.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

"But I would not feel so all alone. <em>Everybody </em>must get stoned."

-- B. Dylan

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PubOption's avatar

Bull Connor?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Esk, not! - what you can do for your country.

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