Have you guys heard about our new favorite -- and by "favorite" we mean WHAT THE HELL, DUDE -- state legislature candidate? Meet Scott Esk, a Republican running for office in Oklahoma. Scott would be just your run-of-the-mill semi-ginger who is hella mad about his receding hairline except for this one little standout fact: he's
see now homophobes here&#039;s the problem: you don&#039;t get any gays to help you with your <i>toilette</i> and then you end up looking like this rancid tool.
Well whenever I walk anywhere my left leg is <i>compelled</i> to coordinate its actions with those of my right leg (and vice versa), and that&#039;s just TYRANNY!!!
see now homophobes here&#039;s the problem: you don&#039;t get any gays to help you with your <i>toilette</i> and then you end up looking like this rancid tool.
Without a trace of irony, Oklahoma residents fear the threat of Sharia law....
Yeah, but the Fucknut Cable Channel will pay nicely for a live feed, so city revenues will be good. Lower taxes!
I&#039;d ask old Fred about that, but he can&#039;t talk right now.
To tempt the chosen people, obvs.
Why they were chosen to miss out on shrimp, lobster, pork chops and cheeseburgers is the real mystery.
Why do we never hear about the controversial (not?) Cleveland baseball team?
He was probably walking around with the gun on his hip.
Hitler! ...wait, what? No? Damn! I never get this right.
Going Galt in Talibanistan is a pretty good indication that you&#039;re not right in the head.
Well whenever I walk anywhere my left leg is <i>compelled</i> to coordinate its actions with those of my right leg (and vice versa), and that&#039;s just TYRANNY!!!
If he ever wears anything made from Spandex, then stoning is too good for him.
Well, this is certainly ironic. He sounds like a stubborn and rebellious son, which according to Deuteronomy 21:18-21, he should be stoned to death.
&quot;But I would not feel so all alone. <em>Everybody </em>must get stoned.&quot;
-- B. Dylan
Bull Connor?
Esk, not! - what you can do for your country.
Head Esk