Last night's Massachusetts Senate Debate clusterfuck, "moderated" by David Gregory, almost broke Your Editrix as she melted into a #sloppysloppy puddle of outrage and vapors. But here, via Buzzfeed, is Elizabeth Warren laughing her ass off at Scott Brown's answer to the question "Who is your model Supreme Court justice?" Brown delayed answering for about five seconds (unable to think of any, certainly) before coming up with the worst possible answer short of whoever decided Dred Scott: rodent-eating space slug Antonin Scalia. Then he said Kennedy. Then Roberts. Then Sotomayor, Diana Ross, Judge Dredd and Judge Reinhold. (The correct answer, obviously, is Judge Judy.) [
I actually own a complete set of Supreme Court Justices Paper Dolls. The Supreme Court A Paper Doll Book Cut'em out, dress'em up, and let'em adjudicate!
They do not present a pretty or hopeful picture. I'm looking at you Nino.
... and the crap candidate has nothing to do with the fact that making defeating the President your party's #1 priority when the nation is in the midst of the worst economic conditions in a lifetime is the kind of thing that only happens when your entire party is raging assholes who wouldn't be elected dogcatcher by a sane, informed electorate.
Yes, and you'd still have to be a wholesale believer in a swathe of racist tropes to believe that might be an electoral advantage. Oh, hai George Will!
No modern Republican could possibly, under any circumstances, say anything nice about a guy who famously said "I like paying taxes, with them I buy civilization".
I'm Too Sexy For My Robe Too Sexy For My Robe Yeah at the Hearing At the Hearing Yeah I Shake my little Tush at the Hearing
So, that's how you spell that. Thanks, Crank.
Very cute! I approve this message.
"The court's in Session!"
Oh, yes he can.
Well, those were the "S" justices.
I actually own a complete set of Supreme Court Justices Paper Dolls. The Supreme Court A Paper Doll Book Cut'em out, dress'em up, and let'em adjudicate!
They do not present a pretty or hopeful picture. I'm looking at you Nino.
Right, because can't say it if it's true!
Lest Ye.
... and the crap candidate has nothing to do with the fact that making defeating the President your party's #1 priority when the nation is in the midst of the worst economic conditions in a lifetime is the kind of thing that only happens when your entire party is raging assholes who wouldn't be elected dogcatcher by a sane, informed electorate.
Judge Roy Bean. Duh.
That guy on Night Court...?
Scalia? Isn't he der Krampus?
Scott Brown's "All of them, Katie" moment?
"I don't have to choose just one of them" = "Who do you want to be my favorite"?
Yes, and you'd still have to be a wholesale believer in a swathe of racist tropes to believe that might be an electoral advantage. Oh, hai George Will!
No modern Republican could possibly, under any circumstances, say anything nice about a guy who famously said "I like paying taxes, with them I buy civilization".