Well, thank you very much, disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner, and thank YOU very much, Internet. We were just getting ready to sit down and do a thoughtful, nuanced, brilliantly satirical post about that New York Times story on Goldman Sachs manipulating the aluminum market,
Having neither the patience or skillz to photochop or gimp this, I will offer another movie poster theme for your consideration: Charlie Chaplin Weiner as "The Great Dick Tweeter".
yeah, but saying you"re better than the GOP ain't saying much- we're talking a bar so low you'd be lucky to limbo under...
Sorry GOP, Teabaggers, and Allied Lunatics Local Derp Derp Derp. You can't bitch about sexy texts while still providing cover for a pervocrit who hired a prostitute for diaper sex, another pervocrit who has a wide stance, and fat serial marry-er who has had more wives than I've had boils and who still doesn't deny hiring underage Dominican sex workers. To put it bluntly, your righteousness cherry got popped a long time ago.
Maybe that is how he gets away with pushing the envelope and criticizing his own network.
not to mention the whole freaking circus of his first attempts at "damage control"
I didn't really need that visual.
Having neither the patience or skillz to photochop or gimp this, I will offer another movie poster theme for your consideration: Charlie Chaplin Weiner as "The Great Dick Tweeter".
yeah, but saying you"re better than the GOP ain't saying much- we're talking a bar so low you'd be lucky to limbo under...
He manages to say things that other peopled would be canned for.
I. Luvya Wimmenz.
Cigarro Syrupback.
I would have guessed "I"
with the missing surname being "Quit"
Wait. You're related to Ambien Walrus?
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
Lizard People also came back as "Sandro Verboten"
coincidence? I think not...
Sorry GOP, Teabaggers, and Allied Lunatics Local Derp Derp Derp. You can't bitch about sexy texts while still providing cover for a pervocrit who hired a prostitute for diaper sex, another pervocrit who has a wide stance, and fat serial marry-er who has had more wives than I've had boils and who still doesn't deny hiring underage Dominican sex workers. To put it bluntly, your righteousness cherry got popped a long time ago.
Silvestre Verboten. Actually, I like it. Maybe my next band name.
I had my right wing neighbor try this. He came back as Ambisexual Walnut.
(full marks for the real origin of that phrase)
well done.