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Fitzgerald, shouldn't you have splashed some of the soup on or over the rim of the bowl, you know, to make more of a mess?

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If you don't sort and pick your lentils, you can get small rocks or woody debris in your soup. Good for your gizzard.

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You eat with your eyes first, and I wouldn't want to degrade the integrity of the pics, not for a mess of pottage.

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That's how you know it's working!

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If I like curry with my lentils, does that make me a commie?

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Ladle the hot soup into a pint glass, about 2/3 - 3/4 full; execute a depth charge with a shot of gin.

You are welcome.

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My go-to lentil soup is made with curry (and regular old brown lentils), but this one, they say, is what Jacob cooked for Esau.

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You are a sick fuck. I like that.

I'd put a dollop of plain yogurt in each bowl.

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