There aren't many times we wish we worked in an ad agency, mainly because of things like "taking meetings" and "having to wear pants" and "clients," but we'd likely have donned pants and attended meetings if it meant we got to make this beautiful "lock up your guns" PSA that features small children mock sword-fighting with dildos they've fished out of mommy's underwear drawer or wherever people that have children keep their sex toys fuck if we know.
It would be pretty terrifying to see someone carrying their tricked out dildo into a restaurant, with the silencer, laser sight, tactical flashlight, and the side grip.
Collective panty twisting -- because showing plastic pretend penises is worse for the children than showing pistols blowing away a youngster -- in 3.....2......1......
Can't do much to another spacedude with a dildo if you're wearing that heavy, bulky suit. I'd have gone with Cowboys and Indians.
<i>Beck, who was broadcasting his radio show from his ranch on Wednesday, posted a video of his little break on Instagram. &ldquo;Stress release on the ranch. That&rsquo;s how we do it out west!&rdquo; Beck said as he hands his <b>dildo</b> to somebody off camera and walks back inside. </i>
Who, Dan Quayle?
You&#039;d think &quot;Smart dildos&quot; could be the answer, but there&#039;s a lot of pushback against them.
When seconds count, and your penis is minutes away...
(Picturing some kind of dildo bandolero here)
Warm it up a bit first. Cold dead dildos are bad news.
&quot;You&#039;ll knock your tooth out, kid!&quot;
Totally different kind of concealed carry.
It would be pretty terrifying to see someone carrying their tricked out dildo into a restaurant, with the silencer, laser sight, tactical flashlight, and the side grip.
Not to mention the extra-capacity magazine.
Or video.
Collective panty twisting -- because showing plastic pretend penises is worse for the children than showing pistols blowing away a youngster -- in 3.....2......1......
Can&#039;t do much to another spacedude with a dildo if you&#039;re wearing that heavy, bulky suit. I&#039;d have gone with Cowboys and Indians.
It would have to come after the 69th Amendment.
<i>Beck, who was broadcasting his radio show from his ranch on Wednesday, posted a video of his little break on Instagram. &ldquo;Stress release on the ranch. That&rsquo;s how we do it out west!&rdquo; Beck said as he hands his <b>dildo</b> to somebody off camera and walks back inside. </i>
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Be careful with that dildo--you&#039;ll put your eye out!
Brokeback Buttplug was an alternate title for a movie about two gay cowboys.
Are ben-wa balls considered a weapon?
Wasn&#039;t he the hero of <i>The Hobbit</i>?