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Maude Frickert was a lot hotter.

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Large quantities of silicone somehow fail as a countermeasure to this horror. What's called for is a large dose of <a href="http:\/\/www.andhrabuzz.com\/upload\/news\/18335\/priyanka%20chopra%20in%20pink.jpg" target="_blank">natural gorgeosity. </a>

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Gravity drove those old Dixies down, and they sure ain't about to rise again.

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♫ Look out, here comes the Master Race!

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Have not heard that little ditty in over 40 years ... amazing how oral traditions survive.

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And the sad, sick irony is that the very people who live in these shitholes see shitheads like the Heritage Foundation as their salvation.<br /><br />---

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That suggests a Democratic counter-measure to all the Repugnicant voter-supression bullshit: we need to mandate narrower doors on polling places.

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She's not racist . . . most of the time . . . in fact, it seems like it's only when she actually runs into black people. Fortunately, this is something that can't happen very often, there on her porch.

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I lol'd so hard I woke up my sweetie. Well done.

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I have...mobile home no less. Hey, just because you live in an ancient, tiny shithole aluminum box doesn't mean you can't have nice appliances.

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You'd think southern boys would finally learn. Strap a 2x4 to your ass, dummy!

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I'm thinking that her lack of teeth is the big draw these days.

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All the other fat grandmas orbit around her.

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Some spit it out cause they can't stand the taste.

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Not as rare as it ought to be.

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