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I owe myself a drive out West this Winter/Spring to see my sisters.

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Dude, have have you ever had eagle soaked vodka? It's freakin awesome. And with tear-dipped glass rims, coated with salt, it is the taste of VENGEANCE. Sweet, lead filled vengeance. Also, does anybody else think it is funny we just heard about the 'suicide' f-16 jet, flight 93 shoot down stories 10 years later, WTF took them so long?

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My husband had first day of rehearsal for a comedy Off Broadway. We all did what we had to do. I just want it all to stop.

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Years ago I used to love to go out that way in the Spring.

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Something is wrong with this story. I know rats.

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Jail.

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Yes. Take off that wired bra.

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Yes.

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Dark and Stormy! I'll have one.

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Nothing helps. Sorry. Have the El Puto anyway.

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If that's the case, then the old <a href="http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/5\/56\/1968_Imperial.jpg\/800px-1968_Imperial.jpg" target="_blank">Imperial trunk</a> was a split-level ranch with attached garage. You can keep a Mini in there, in case the mother ship breaks dowm

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You need to move to Floriduh. Backyard shooting ranges are now OK, and any mayor who says otherwise gets fined and removed from office (by the get-out-of-the-way "small gubmint" that the 'baggers so admire.) Down there in America's scrotum, this is 21st century progress.

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The truth is that nobody fears me while alive. Those who don't buy into relgion seem willing to ignore my existence, or are ignorant of it, or are puzzled by the nature of my game. Some of the clever ones -- being not quite clever enough to fear -- are willing to deal.

Those who do buy into religion think, since God is on their side, it's the other guys who ought to fear me. I do my best work with this crowd. (Fausts are rare, but de Torquemadas are a dime a dozen.)

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So long as we're on the subject... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM202BVLf78&fe...">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Short Co-worker rant...

She went to a seafood festival yesterday - a fine sunny Sunday activity.

She and her husband tried everything - a good idea. I would have done the same if I liked seafood.

She said the festival was awesome. They had skydivers trailing American flags - what?

...and a band that played "a surprising range of music like Proud to be an American and God Bless America" - what the fucking fuck??

Maybe I'm an old fuddy, but 911 should not be celebrated like it was the fucking 4th of July.

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Is anybody watching the CBS special on at 8 eastern? I think the lispy State Farm CEO changed his name from Russ to RUST cuz he has no chance of saying a double SS. Also, does the WTC memorial remind anybody else of a terrifying abyss of doom, like this: <a href="http://www.fogonazos.es/200..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.fogonazos.es/2007/02/largest-drain-hol...">http://www.fogonazos.es/200... Jesus fuck, that image causes me no small amount of panic every time I see it, what lunatic designed that, and put it just off-limits from a public water recreation area? Oh hai, enjoy your tubin ,' just don't get sucked into the demon hell-hole just beyond that thin wire warning sign.

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