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Here Is Your Yuletide Sexual Harassment, Of Some Ladies So It's Definitely A Democrat

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Dec 23, 2013
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“I got a boner when I walked into the office today when I saw you,” New York Assemblyman Dennis Gabryszak, 62, (ALLEGEDLY) told his 28-year-old communications director. That is so sweet! What young lady doesn't want to feel pretty and powerful, knowing she can make an admirer get blood in his peepee until it throbs turgid and firm? But is that communications director the only one of Gabryszak's employees to (ALLEGEDLY) be complimented by the New York Dem? Not according to the three ladies filing suit against him! They claim he was constantly talking about his cock, and the strip clubs he liked to go to, and their butts, and they are all mad about it, like a bunch of missish dumb prudes! They did not even appreciate it when he would look at them and ask if they were gonna make out together, all lesby-like! We know we always appreciated a boss who cared about us and wanted us to be social and make new friends!

In addition to propping up his underlings' mental well-being by complimenting them and caring about their social lives, Gabryszak also often looked after the physical well-being of his employees, by offering to take them to massage parlors with him, in addition to hospitably and selflessly offering them a warm place to stay on cold nights. (In his bed, with the additional warmth supplied by a 200-pound-blanket made of man.)

Now Gabryszak is not responding to requests for comment from the New York Post, but we can only surmise how hurt he must be by his friendly, caring overtures being met by identity-politics and feminazism and lawsuits in this litigious society of today. We guess that's what you get for taking an interest in young people.

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SpideySenser
Aug 22

Walter Sobchak abides.

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bobbert
Aug 22

Leisure suit libel!!!

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